WTF So I just dick'd my butt
- Thread starter fly
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He's perfectly within his rights to never speak to Josh again, but that doesn't mean it isn't a real shitty thing to do - no matter the reason.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
It's not that they don't recognize you, it's that they don't want to talk to you as you check their groceries out.
I'm with fly - a person could do that but it's shitty. And yeah, of course you'd like to know, you invest in people when you schedule around them or for them. No note or email - bogus. Sorry man, just sucks.
I showed up at work one Monday and when I entered the locker room, several guys were cracking up and one guy was sitting on a bench literally face palming. I asked whatup and one guy said “Call him ‘Hotdog Booty from now on’”.
Turned out he had hooked up with a couple up chicks the previous Friday and after some drinks, they headed to a motel. They continued to get their groove on and suddenly they’re half naked. This guy thinks he won the lottery.
Then things got kinky. The chicks start making out and they’re all about half naked and one of them ties his hands to the headboard, which he isn’t too worried about because drunk. Next thing you know, he hears knocking on the door and he’s screaming for someone to open the door because things just don’t feel right. (Man, I’d say so)
It’s housekeeping. They’ve come to clean the room, it’s checkout time. Before you know it, they’re calling the cops. He had been robbed. And he had a fucking hotdog up his ass. I don’t know why the dude even told anyone, let alone these guys at work because that kind of occurrence spreads like wildfire at that place, but he did.
The chicks never got caught, but that guy was known as Hotdog Booty for the rest of his life I’m sure.
The image of him sitting on that bench in the locker room still sticks with me for sure.
I don’t work but wanted to post in this thread, so there you go.
Turned out he had hooked up with a couple up chicks the previous Friday and after some drinks, they headed to a motel. They continued to get their groove on and suddenly they’re half naked. This guy thinks he won the lottery.
Then things got kinky. The chicks start making out and they’re all about half naked and one of them ties his hands to the headboard, which he isn’t too worried about because drunk. Next thing you know, he hears knocking on the door and he’s screaming for someone to open the door because things just don’t feel right. (Man, I’d say so)
It’s housekeeping. They’ve come to clean the room, it’s checkout time. Before you know it, they’re calling the cops. He had been robbed. And he had a fucking hotdog up his ass. I don’t know why the dude even told anyone, let alone these guys at work because that kind of occurrence spreads like wildfire at that place, but he did.
The chicks never got caught, but that guy was known as Hotdog Booty for the rest of his life I’m sure.
The image of him sitting on that bench in the locker room still sticks with me for sure.
I don’t work but wanted to post in this thread, so there you go.
Can we appropriate "Hotdog Booty "for @fly?
hmm, if Maureen is Hotdog Fingers . . . DON'T SHAKE HER HAND!!!!
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Apparently Im in charge of things
We were in a meeting with a client and the boss pointed at me and told them I was in charge of R&D and new product development
News to me, guess I need to ask for a raise
We were in a meeting with a client and the boss pointed at me and told them I was in charge of R&D and new product development
News to me, guess I need to ask for a raise
Why would anyone in their right mind put you in charge?
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
None of those incidences were reported to the authorities so as far as Im concerned they didnt happen
You're now the fall guy when shit doesn't work. Congrats.