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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Domon]

ew i was talking to this guy and he’s trashing his exwife (ok i get it) but then he’s like “she’s a fat pig who prob weighs 300lb, she will never dick again”
and i was like wtfffff is wrong with you like if you had a bad marriage ok but why attack her looks bro

THEN he made a racist comment about a PATIO TENT cuz it was red and he’s like “i have to be one of them asians to get a red patio tent”

and i was like ok bye

you should be sure to talk about all the guys you've been talking to, all night, when you dine with CEO. Bonus points if you can get him to flip over the table.

 

[wetwillie]

How much effort should we be putting in to posting here?

In your case, none.

 

[fly]

How much effort should we be putting in to posting here?

5%. So you're good!

 

[kiwi]

you should be sure to talk about all the guys you've been talking to, all night, when you dine with CEO. Bonus points if you can get him to flip over the table.

Can we get this live streamed please.

 

[wetwillie]

Can we get this live streamed please.

@TuhMollie - charge for the access, PayPerView. You'll be tossing them Benjamins in no time.

Sorry Kiwi but the girl's broke. Give a sister wife a hand.

 

[Mikeawesome]

guises
i’m having dinner with CEO tonight

Wtf are you doing

 

[fly]

Wtf are you doing

Being weak

 

[JAXvillain]

We're at my uncle's compound/mansions at Sea Island for the weekend for a little mini honeymoon. Have the whole place to ourselves. So relaxing.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh Im moooowing in the rain

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Josh]

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As a fellow Joshua, I approve of this post.

 

[Josh]

Post Malone's Mom Gets “Live Laugh Love” Face Tattoo

Post Malone’s mother Jodie Post unveiled her brand new “Live, Laugh, Love” face tattoo yesterday to a surprisingly warm, receptive crowd.

thehardtimes.net

 

[JAXvillain]

Post Malone's Mom Gets “Live Laugh Love” Face Tattoo

Post Malone’s mother Jodie Post unveiled her brand new “Live, Laugh, Love” face tattoo yesterday to a surprisingly warm, receptive crowd.

thehardtimes.net

She doesn't need a jerb, anymore. Still douchey af.

 

[Petunia]

Being weak

lol weak AF

 

[Mikeawesome]

lol weak AF

so have you moved back in with him

 

[JAXvillain]

so have you moved back in with him

Duh, of course she did.
/love you keeks but spine made of jelly

 

[wetwillie]

Duh, of course she did.
/love you keeks but spine made of jelly

That ain't jelly, friend

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Everyone take the day off or what?

 

[fly]

I'm here baby!