NSFW Why am I so Useless?

[Strings]

Considering I hate driving anywhere that's more than 10 minutes from the edge of my driveway.

 

[APRIL]

Considering I hate driving anywhere that's more than 10 minutes from the edge of my driveway.

That's still too far.

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[Strings]

That's still too far.

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I've spent most of my working life filling my house with stuff I like. Why on earth would I want to leave it?

 

[APRIL]

I've spent most of my working life filling my house with stuff I like. Why on earth would I want to leave it?

Plus there are assholes looking to ruin my day out there.

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[Strings]

Plus there are assholes looking to ruin my day out there.

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The ones here work in shifts I think.
My timing just can't be that bad.

 

[HipHugHer]

This recent chain of conversation sounds pretty defeatist. I mean if it's really that easy maybe y'all don't deserve your own place...

 

[APRIL]

This recent chain of conversation sounds pretty defeatist. I mean if it's really that easy maybe y'all don't deserve your own place...

See what I mean? A day ruiner right here.

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[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I think I'll miss you most of all.
So close ... yet so far away.

Got those ancient mountains between us.

 

[Petunia]

Look, someone from this website is posting on fisting factory RIGHT NOW saying that the two websites are merging!???

fisting factory Useless Chatter Merging in July 2021 ..

https://twitter.com/fistingfactory?lang=en

I like reading your personal profiles here!! Look forward to saying hi to some of you.

Hugs,
VB

all this hype about your hot man and you’re just trynna lure us simpletons over to your fisting factory?!

what a let down!


*also me on my way to e-fisting fun land*

 

[Strings]

Got those ancient mountains between us.

Someday I'll climb over one.
A small one at my age.

 

[HipHugHer]

Apparently Veronicas bush only works 8 to 5 too.
So much lost potential.

 

[Strings]

Apparently Veronicas bush only works 8 to 5 too.
So much lost potential.

Maybe she only stages forum takeovers on Saturday afternoons.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Fair weather trolls
theyre the worst

 

[Strings]

Fair weather trolls
theyre the worst

She claimed you were in on it. But I wasn't buying any of it.
Boy I hope she comes back.

 

[HipHugHer]

When did we kick off our invasion, like a Tuesday or something?

These people don't know shit about invasions.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

She claimed you were in on it. But I wasn't buying any of it.
Boy I hope she comes back.

In on it?
Im never in on anything.

 

[Strings]

When did we kick off our invasion, like a Tuesday or something?

These people don't know shit about invasions.

We're more squatters than invaders.

 

[HipHugHer]

Really I don't think it matters what day it is, you just have to be relentlessly persistent until you're so ingrained in the framework they don't have a choice but to deal with you as an equal.

 

[Strings]

In on it?
Im never in on anything.

Glad you're still on your side.

 

[Strings]

Really I don't think it matters what day it is, you just have to be relentlessly persistent until you're so ingrained in the framework they don't have a choice but to deal with you as an equal.

Like a mole?