Hawt The Blatantly Misogynistic Man Thread

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UGH.... LETS TALK DICK PICS 🍆🍆🍆

let me ask y'all what possesses y'all to send a woman an unwanted dick pic? like WHYWHYWHYWHYWHWHWYHWYWYYY

some of you might remember that MANY years ago when my Narc was courting me I was talking to a construction worker who I fancied, til he sent me an unsolicited dick pic. out of the blue without warning BAM, dick pic! like ew why! I tossed him to the side and LUCKY ME I chose my narc over him (go me!)

now I was telling you guys about the guy I was just chatting with a few weeks ago, the Cadillac driving tattooed guy.. well last night he sends me a dick pic OUT OF NOWHERE. Hes like "thinking of you" 📸🍆

like fucking gross. we have NEVER spoken on that level! never have I enticed him or hinted that I wanted one.... so why on gods green earth would you text me a pic of your junk.
im so turned off. like I wanna punch him in the face.

guys are fucking retarded.
i'm officially a lesbian now.
As with most off putting shit men do, it's got something to do with a need for power.

Send it to his mother.
 
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I'm with @Domon - send back a different dick pic, and ask them to explain in detail why their dick is better than this other dick.

99% chance they fuck off, but they might come back with some hilarious itemized list or something. If that happens send them another dick to analyze.
 
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also, bitch, be single. Stop talking to dudes. We know where that leads you. You'll be vegas married in 6 months.

bitch i am single. single AF
we in a massive lockdown and can’t leave or do anything. so sooorrrryyyy i have a text friend to help this awful time pass by
i have zero plans to be in a relationship just taking to a guy i never get to see

but now i saw his junk (it was a decent sized peen) and i’ve cut him off cuz eeewwwww