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There is a cutie at work who's been trying to get my attention for like 9mo that I've been more or less actively ignoring. (Which isn't noticeably different from how I treat any coworker I don't directly interact with as part of the job.)

Don't shit where you eat; especially at this place where if you don't take management's shit and they find out that you, for example, race dirt track on Fridays they'll blow up your Friday workload.

Frankly, that she's still trying this long despite me being an asshole seems like a red flag. Reminds me of the ex in the way she's always fluttering around seeking men's attention.
Maybe it's your luscious locks more so than her attention seeking
 
There is a cutie at work who's been trying to get my attention for like 9mo that I've been more or less actively ignoring. (Which isn't noticeably different from how I treat any coworker I don't directly interact with as part of the job.)

Don't shit where you eat; especially at this place where if you don't take management's shit and they find out that you, for example, race dirt track on Fridays they'll blow up your Friday workload.

Frankly, that she's still trying this long despite me being an asshole seems like a red flag. Reminds me of the ex in the way she's always fluttering around seeking men's attention.
Well, you might feel she's trying to get guys attention because you KNOW she is trying to get yours. And she may try to occasionally see if flirting with other dudes rustles your jimmies even slightly. To keep herself motivated. Since you are so determined to turn down a free lunch. Just wrap it. :)
Short answer: she thinks you have potential despite being a junior curmudgeon and wants to save you from that. The curmudgeon part.
 
Well, you might feel she's trying to get guys attention because you KNOW she is trying to get yours. And she may try to occasionally see if flirting with other dudes rustles your jimmies even slightly. To keep herself motivated. Since you are so determined to turn down a free lunch. Just wrap it. :)
Short answer: she thinks you have potential despite being a junior curmudgeon and wants to save you from that. The curmudgeon part.
If only she knew about all the cis white male guilt he has.
 
There is a cutie at work who's been trying to get my attention for like 9mo that I've been more or less actively ignoring. (Which isn't noticeably different from how I treat any coworker I don't directly interact with as part of the job.)

Don't shit where you eat; especially at this place where if you don't take management's shit and they find out that you, for example, race dirt track on Fridays they'll blow up your Friday workload.

Frankly, that she's still trying this long despite me being an asshole seems like a red flag. Reminds me of the ex in the way she's always fluttering around seeking men's attention.
I sense a hint of wisdom in here, you're starting to sound like a geezer.
 
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Counterpoint: she has a nice butt.
See - butts stuff with her nice butt. mmmmmmmm

She's obviously too good for you and you're taking the slacker's way out.

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Those health care providers better be kind to your butthole. At first, anyway.

What if she's there for an earache?
Damn Dr's.
I went to the ER with a head injury (the one on my shoulders) and for some reason, the attending physician kept wanting me to cough if you know what I mean.
 
What if she's there for an earache?
Damn Dr's.
I went to the ER with a head injury (the one on my shoulders) and for some reason, the attending physician kept wanting me to cough if you know what I mean.

Doctors are just a slice of society and has its share of creepers, pervs, kinks, dipshits, lipshits, flower pot boys, meat gazers, and speds too.
 
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