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[Strings]

FUCKING FLY!!!

Sure, if that's what it takes to get it back.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Mod approval? @fly is getting soft in his old age

 

[HipHugHer]

I take it to mean, if you change your name, then you wake up realizing that maybe wasn't the smartest thing to do afterall, you're still stuck with it for 3 months?

 

[Jehannum]

FUCKING FLY!!!

that's only 8 minutes worth of enjoyment.

 

[Strings]

that's only 8 minutes worth of enjoyment.

I'm sure he could manage 10 counting foreplay.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm sure he could manage 10 counting foreplay.

once the pants are off, you're on the clock.

 

[JAXvillain]

Testing. Why hasn't my name changed @fly ???

 

[HipHugHer]

ITS NOT SEX UNLESS ITS 4 HOURS

 

[JAXvillain]

ITS NOT SEX UNLESS ITS 4 HOURS

I'm shooting blanks at that point and dust is coming out with a sound like "PAAAAH".

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm shooting blanks at that point and dust is coming out with a sound like "PAAAAH".

I didn't come up with the rule, it's a @Maureen Thing.
Also sitting next to each other sharing popcorn for 3hrs. 52 min. counts as sex time.

 

[wetwillie]

Nope, nada. Same ol mis-spelled name.

 

[kiwi]

Theres only like 12 of us, im pretty sure we all could be Anonymous and we'd still know who was posting.

I’d just start swearing all the time and no one would guess it was me.

 

[wetwillie]

I’d just start swearing all the time and no one would guess it was me.

Until someone mentioned "sack lunch" and you snicker.
I was shocked at that joke kiwi, shocked I tell you!

 

[Petunia]

I didn't come up with the rule, it's a @Maureen Thing.
Also sitting next to each other sharing popcorn for 3hrs. 52 min. counts as sex time.

omg the 4 hr marathons were after 6 percosets.
anyone can last 4 hrs on that many percs.

after i got sober the marathons died along with my soul

 

[kiwi]

Until someone mentioned "sack lunch" and you snicker.
I was shocked at that joke kiwi, shocked I tell you!

Dude penis jokes are fair game. Sex jokes too.

 

[wetwillie]

Dude penis jokes are fair game. Sex jokes too.

Someone left a banana next to my sack lunch

 

[HipHugHer]

omg the 4 hr marathons were after 6 percosets.
anyone can last 4 hrs on that many percs.

after i got sober the marathons died along with my soul

At least you could actually feel the few minutes that remained.

 

[Domon]

Dude penis jokes are fair game. Sex jokes too.

How have you not yet been excommunicated. Or whatever the non-Catholic equivalent of that is. you've clearly fallen.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

How have you not yet been excommunicated. Or whatever the non-Catholic equivalent of that is. you've clearly fallen.

Suppressive Person, isn't it?

 

[kiwi]

How have you not yet been excommunicated. Or whatever the non-Catholic equivalent of that is. you've clearly fallen.

I don’t tell those jokes at church.