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[Mr. Argumentor]

You're married?

He stated that in his welcome back thread. Way to pay attention to your friends, man. Jeez.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

He stated that in his welcome back thread. Way to pay attention to your friends, man. Jeez.

I thought he said they were gonna get hitched, not that they were?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I thought he said they were gonna get hitched, not that they were?

Is there a difference?
Also, wife is easier to type than fiance

 

[fly]

Is there a difference?
Also, wife is easier to type than fiance

Yes, pay attention.

 

[kiwi]

Is there a difference?
Also, wife is easier to type than fiance

It’s about principal. @fly and @APRIL have been married for years and he still refers to her as some broad he’s shacking up with.

 

[Valve1138]

It’s about principal. @fly and @APRIL have been married for years and he still refers to her as some broad he’s shacking up with.

Or his paperwork mate.

 

[APRIL]

It’s about principal. @fly and @APRIL have been married for years and he still refers to her as some broad he’s shacking up with.

Ya, he says that when he's being nice.

 

[fly]

Ya, he says that when he's being nice.

Post coitus

 

[Jehannum]

Post coitus

Why you gotta go all technical?

How about "after she done reaming my prison wallet"?

 

[Mikeawesome]

FOr The Love of FUcking God man, are you insane? You realize those are virtually all or nothing - they have no product and when they go sour they fall like a rock. Sure, they might get merged into something gainfull but that is a dangerous gamble.* At least you indicated plural stocks.
Hope you understand STOP-LIMIT and have one in place. On each stock.
Can I just form an LLC and you send checks to me?
*investment guru Teeka Tiwari has a "coins" analogy on buying, a person should only buy in "coins" that equal roughly 1% of their annual gross. Guy who makes $50k should make $500-$1000 buys to diversify. Eventually focus on 25 stocks unless you have mass amounts of time.

They have a bottom at $10. I just buy close to around that price. If there's no merger then I get back 10$ a share. My plan is sell most before merge anyways since most gets dump after mergers.

 

[JAXvillain]

You're married?

Year 10 so yeah, pretty much. We're going to elope after we get our jobs going here in a sec.

 

[JAXvillain]

Sounds like your wife is a whore. No disrespect.

Hysterical. She laughed her ass off.

 

[APRIL]

Year 10 so yeah, pretty much. We're going to elope after we get our jobs going here in a sec.

Don't do it.

 

[JAXvillain]

So Amazon didn't hire me for Engineer II. They bumped me down to Engineer I instead and hired me but they don't currently have any openings for Engineer I. Womp womp.

 

[Jehannum]

So Amazon didn't hire me for Engineer II. They bumped me down to Engineer I instead and hired me but they don't currently have any openings for Engineer I. Womp womp.

We're hiring up a load of SE guys.

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[Mofugger]

Father O'Malley is getting tired of people trying to confess their sins while he's taking a dump.

 

[fly]

We're hiring up a load of SE guys.

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I see there are cyber security roles available. Are there finders fees available? I have a friend in Russia who is really good with Solarwinds.

 

[Jehannum]

I see there are cyber security roles available. Are there finders fees available? I have a friend in Russia who is really good with Solarwinds.

You're funny. I'll kill you last.

 

[JAXvillain]

We're hiring up a load of SE guys.

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Thanks, I'll check it out!

 

[Mofugger]

You're funny. I'll kill you last.

But you promised to lift the barrel when you got to me.