Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Jehannum]

FUnny - but wrong thread. GO home Jehannum, you're drunk. But really "Crown".
And Happy New Year..

I'm not too drunk until I'm as drunk as this guy in my city:

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[thintoast]

This seems familiar. Is it a documentary?

 

[thintoast]

Also, 2021 is the year that I stop drinking. Not because I have a problem or I’m against it or I’m no fun. Ok, maybe that last one is true, but that’s not the reason. Over the last year I have become more and more sensitive to alcohol and it’s gotten to the point that after two drinks I’m going to have a migraine in the morning. After one, there’s a 50/50 chance. So, N/A beers for me it is.

 

[Jehannum]

2021 is the year I pave the actual road to hell with my good intentions.

 

[Petunia]

2021 is the year I stop being loyal to toxic people + things

 

[Valve1138]

2021 is the year I stop being loyal to toxic people + things

What do you get in the divorce?

 

[Petunia]

What do you get in the divorce?

my dignity + self respect

 

[tre]

my dignity + self respect

You should take the gout meds too

 

[Petunia]

You should take the gout meds too

lol, i wish him no ill. he’s taking care of that all on his own by his own hands


Sent from my iPhone because SHINGLES DOESNT CARE!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Heavy metal listeners are less likely to cheat on their partners than jazz listeners

The Social Psychology Of Heavy Metal & Rock Music: Research On Metalheads

Picture this: A bunch of unique looking headbanging people listening to heavy music; entering a whirlpool of human collision in front of their favorite artist;

cognitiontoday.com

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Jazz sluts!

 

[Petunia]

Jazz sluts!

ahahahahahah

 

[tre]

Heavy metal listeners are less likely to cheat on their partners than jazz listeners

The Social Psychology Of Heavy Metal & Rock Music: Research On Metalheads

Picture this: A bunch of unique looking headbanging people listening to heavy music; entering a whirlpool of human collision in front of their favorite artist;

cognitiontoday.com

heavy metal listeners are probably less likely to get laid in general

 

[HipHugHer]

heavy metal listeners are probably less likely to get laid in general

This ^^

 

[Jehannum]

heavy metal listeners are probably less likely to get laid in general

Hey FU buddy.

I'm too busy riding my pterodactyl into Valhalla to get laid.

 

[gee]

heavy metal listeners are probably less likely to get laid in general

On the other hand, jazz listeners are pros at making bad decisions, going out and doing shit they shouldn't do, and catching diseases off each other.

 

[Petunia]

heavy metal listeners are probably less likely to get laid in general

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH SIR


Sent from my iPhone because SHINGLES DOESNT CARE!

 

[OOD]

I hate it when I'm eating a sandwich and I look down and the damn thing is suddenly gone and I have no memory of finishing it.

and one more and for good measure