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[Valve1138]

how the fuck is Guns N' Roses touring in Australia this month !?!?!?!?!

Lotsa wide open spaces out there.

 

[Petunia]

Lotsa wide open spaces out there.

so the crowd stands 6 feet apart?

 

[Valve1138]

so the crowd stands 6 feet apart?

I think the Aussie rules state 6 cases of Fosters apart.

 

[Petunia]

I think the Aussie rules state 6 cases of Fosters apart.

makes sense

 

[nukes]

My whole body is an antibody

 

[DJBrenton]

A fuckton of weaklings in this here thread. Since this puny little virus reared its head, I've dated 17 different women, visited as many pubs and restaurants as i could fit in, been on 3 foreign holidays and not missed a beat. Some of you didnt take enough drugs in the 90s or something ( @Dory obviously excluded). You youngsters just dont have robust constitutions.

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[Petunia]

A fuckton of weaklings in this here thread. Since this puny little virus reared its head, I've dated 17 different women, visited as many pubs and restaurants as i could fit in, been on 3 foreign holidays and not missed a beat. Some of you didnt take enough drugs in the 90s or something ( @Dory obviously excluded). You youngsters just dont have robust constitutions.

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sir, you died in 1946, you can’t catch the virus!

 

[DJBrenton]

sir, you died in 1946, you can’t catch the virus!

Death is a minor inconvenience. Its not stopping me having a good time.

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[Mikeawesome]

go have fun, only college age kids catch covid

 

[DJBrenton]

go have fun, only college age kids catch covid

@Dory is college age. If she got held back 8 times, which is possible.

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[Petunia]

@Dory is college age. If she got held back 8 times, which is possible.

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your child has the covids, shouldn’t you float your ghostly ass over to her and take care of her or bring her some tea with scotch

 

[DJBrenton]

your child has the covids, shouldn’t you float your ghostly ass over to her and take care of her or bring her some tea with scotch

She has dogs to look after her. Although maybe they're not trained in making tea. Also, gin not scotch. Have I ever mentioned I once spent an hour with the World Tea Tasting Champion in Kuala Lumpur? Also. I have spare children if she doesn't make it. I planned ahead.

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[Petunia]

She has dogs to look after her. Although maybe they're not trained in making tea. Also, gin not scotch. Have I ever mentioned I once spent an hour with the World Tea Tasting Champion in Kuala Lumpur? Also. I have spare children if she doesn't make it. I planned ahead.

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i love you Ghost of Christmas past!

 

[tre]

 

[august]

another one of my patients died today

 

[Josh]

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Deep.

 

[Petunia]

another one of my patients died today

of covid?!
also, i’m sorry

 

[fly]

She has dogs to look after her. Although maybe they're not trained in making tea. Also, gin not scotch. Have I ever mentioned I once spent an hour with the World Tea Tasting Champion in Kuala Lumpur? Also. I have spare children if she doesn't make it. I planned ahead.

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I say this every time, but you don't post enough for my liking. ++++++++++++++++++

 

[Valve1138]

I say this every time, but you don't post enough for my liking. ++++++++++++++++++

If you were less Murican, he would.

 

[august]

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