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omg why didn’t anyone tell me a fucking tutor was so expensive

$36 p/h x 16 hrs p/month = a camry car payment
You should have kicked his ass for slacking years ago and got the education for free. Along with giving him dire tales of becoming a non-union garbage man or such if he keeps slacking.
meh. Kid was dealt a bad hand, got your math skills.:p
 
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because no toddlers were actually harmed in the making of this Film™, please join me in laughing at my baby. sound not required, but I have to say I think it really ties the Film™ together.

 
LMAOOOOOOOOO
I was trying to record her because she kept getting in the cabinet and going to close the door, only managed to get a fraction of a second recorded before I realized she was falling and stopped to try & catch her, but then that recording kept looping and it had me in Stitches :lol:;)
 
because no toddlers were actually harmed in the making of this Film™, please join me in laughing at my baby. sound not required, but I have to say I think it really ties the Film™ together.


SOunds almost right for an intro to "Beat It", which in this case would be "Eat It". Very funny - every kid, just HAS to get in the kitchen cupboards. Adorbs!
 
Totally serious. Boy made more stupid attention getting comments on his "vision board" and turned it in, now they're trying to guilt me into a $2750 deductible and 80/20 on the amount afterwards (since my health insurance clearly encourages the use of mental health providers).
 
Totally serious. Boy made more stupid attention getting comments on his "vision board" and turned it in, now they're trying to guilt me into a $2750 deductible and 80/20 on the amount afterwards (since my health insurance clearly encourages the use of mental health providers).
Oh dear - the vision board fuck up. My oldest son did something like that. Kept playing he was a Satanist - then one day they expelled him for that shit. I "had" to drive him to alternative Ed. for a few weeks. Went Tyson on his ears every day. Step-daughter, ditto - stalking dudes until they had to report it.
 
what the hell is a vision board
Poster of your goals, dreams, things you find inspiring, etc. Of course, some kids will use it as a forum for putting up some edgy stuff. For the chuckles. Sadly for Jehnum, somewhere a couple of the kids jacktard friends are chuckling "his dad is so f'n mad. OMG, he has to go to counseling!" Kid will mug for them later "Certified M'fers!"
*Not laughing here Jeh - just sayin.
 
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