Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Due to the pandemic, we should halt butter sales. It'll help stop the spread.
Alan Turing walks into a bar and starts raucously singing.Did you know that the first computers were created by the government?
That's right, they were state machines.
oh fuck youLost my pizza cutter, so I used @Valve1138's Bryan Adams CD, and it cuts like a knife.