GAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY C*NT!!!!!

yeppers said:
Happy 50th birthday to our favorite little Mexican with the Canadian accent, @Maureen. Hope you have a wonderful CEO meltdown free day!
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thanks sister!!!!!

this should be the birthday thread for everyone cuz everyone here is a cunt!

anyhoo ceo started his meltdown before midnight last night so riiiiihht on time to ruin my day!

tonight my family is taking me out for dinner in a low covid pocket of the city (that took days of research) and i’m gonna war cauliflower everything.

annnnnd everyone asked me what i wanted for my for my bday so everyone collectively bought me a mega gift certificate at my fave beauty spa!
i’m getting botox, a chemical peel, dermaplaning and half a syringe of lip filler so i can feel 49 again
 
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Maureen said:
omg it’s youuuuu
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It's that time of year again , seasonal heebeegeebees and whatnot .
Speaking of , was watching horror movies and remembered seeing
the actress that plays the Borg Queen in Star Trek
in a recent tv show or movie can't remember which and thinking wow she hasn't aged a day .

Then I watched this and freaked the fuck out :
 
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