Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[fly]

Definitely not always true. My wife looks like her dad's side of the family, her mom looks nothing like her

And IIRC, she can whip your ass!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So I have all day lectures today and tomorrow. The only solace I can find is that considering it's via Zoom I can vape and day drink gin as it goes on to keep my spirits up otherwise I'd be knoping out of this while process and MSc about now.

Yay to gin.

 

[Jehannum]

Cut my hair yesterday, but then realized afterwards that I now also have to trim the hair GROWING ON MY EAR LOBES.

I feel like I might be the offspring of a Yeti and a Hobbit.

 

[Valve1138]

Welcome to the club.

 

[OOD]

Cut my hair yesterday, but then realized afterwards that I now also have to trim the hair GROWING ON MY EAR LOBES.

I feel like I might be the offspring of a Yeti and a Hobbit.

I get long sprigs on my lobes. I just yank them out.

 

[Strings]

Hey, me too.
Must be something contagious here on the UFs that makes hair grow out of you ear lobes.

 

[Jehannum]

Hey, me too.
Must be something contagious here on the UFs that makes hair grow out of you ear lobes.

I figured it was because I jerk off with my ears.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I figured it was because I jerk off with my ears.

 

[Strings]

I figured it was because I jerk off with my ears.

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Jehannum]

well, I'm usually more bent at the waist, but yeah, that's generally the motion.

 

[Domon]

I figured it was because I jerk off with my ears.

i bet theres someone in the world that has those stretched ear lobes whos has a dick in them

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i bet theres someone in the world that has those stretched ear lobes whos has a dick in them

yeah, every gay hipster

 

[OOD]

yeah, every gay hipster

It's not gay unless the tips touch.

 

[wetwillie]

i bet theres someone in the world that has those stretched ear lobes whos has a dick in them

I assumed it was the whole reason behind doing that.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Elon at it again

 

[Domon]

Elon at it again

turns out, as dumb as he's being, he was referencing something about reopening the state, not mens right reddit red pill stuff.

still dumb

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

turns out, as dumb as he's being, he was referencing something about reopening the state, not mens right reddit red pill stuff.

still dumb

If I put up a swastika on my social media I'm going to be called a Nazi, no matter if I meant it as an ancient symbol of peace. Its my fault for ignoring the common belief for a less widely known one.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Dimensions to aid in mounting. More things need this

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Metric master race!