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[wetwillie]

Air Force Thunderbirds flying over here this afternoon, gonna watch some tax money burn Oorah

I'm on straight line from Selfridge Air Force base and wherever the fuck they go. Yeah, dig see the military birds.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

So my cousin got engaged. Facebook drama ensured from her mum and sister. Hilarious.

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Pfft mother in laws are the worst.

 

[Petunia]

i absolutely love my mother in law. i wish i could put her in my pocket forever

 

[Immigrant]

My first MiL was a fuckin bitch. Her name for me was “weasel” and mine for her was “the spider”. She was a serial divorcee whose fifth husband was 15 years younger than her. On Christmas Eve 1983, he said “Honey, I’m going to go take pictures of Christmas lights” and the next day, she got a call from Oklahoma informing her he wasn’t returning.

Merry Christmas!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Fuck a duck, I am bored out of my god damned skull.

 

[Petunia]

My first MiL was a fuckin bitch. Her name for me was “weasel” and mine for her was “the spider”. She was a serial divorcee whose fifth husband was 15 years younger than her. On Christmas Eve 1983, he said “Honey, I’m going to go take pictures of Christmas lights” and the next day, she got a call from Oklahoma informing her he wasn’t returning.

Merry Christmas!

LMAO DAMN


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[OzSTEEZ]

i absolutely love my mother in law. i wish i could put her in my pocket forever

I would too for that kind of money.

 

[OOD]

Fuck a duck, I am bored out of my god damned skull.

Try the Sims 4.

 

[Valve1138]

Fuck a duck, I am bored out of my god damned skull.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Try the Sims 4.

Oh man they borked the Sims series with that one.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Try the Sims 4.

So I can make a household of simulated people bored?

 

[wetwillie]

Pfft mother in laws are the worst.

Really depends. My first MIL was great and only 16 years my senior - smoking hot and major tease. She and I had a little groping sesh in a drunk moment No kitty.
Second MIL - fucking hag. Complete whining/complaining pos.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Really depends. My first MIL was great and only 16 years my senior - smoking hot and major tease. She and I had a little groping sesh in a drunk moment No kitty.
Second MIL - fucking hag. Complete whining/complaining pos.

My first wife's mother was a good woman, but didn't like me because she wanted her daughter to be with someone or the same nationality.

My current wife's mum is a cunt.

 

[wetwillie]

.......but didn't like me because she wanted her daughter to be with someone or the same nationality.

That sucks. Do you have kids with the current missus? "No (wo)man hates their grandchild" .

 

[OzSTEEZ]

That sucks. Do you have kids with the current missus? "No (wo)man hates their grandchild" .

Yeah, and her mother hasn't been in the kid's lives at all. Hence she's a cunt.

 

[OOD]

So I can make a household of simulated people bored?

You need to WooHoo more often.

 

[Jehannum]

Air Force Thunderbirds flying over here this afternoon, gonna watch some tax money burn Oorah

 

[HipHugHer]

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I'm not hip on all the details of all the planes but you could've at least used something single-engine.

 

[Petunia]

She and I had a little groping sesh in a drunk moment No kitty..

bro.. wtf


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[Petunia]

Yeah, and her mother hasn't been in the kid's lives at all. Hence she's a cunt.

my Ex MIL is a C U NT and a half.
she has 6 grandkids including KiKo and barely acknowledges him.. doesn’t even call him on his BDay and lives 20 min away but she will brag about her other GKids on facebook.

i fucking despise her


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