Day 40
Lockdown disagreements
Are all centaurs male
I never seen a half horse, horse man female
Might have long locks
But I've never seen such a creature wearing a frock
Dunno how they reproduce, no
But I can tell you what I do know
I never did see a centaurs with tits
Not examined all their bits
But I never seen one with a clit
And I know not all women have long hair
And not all of them have genitals down there
But I'm telling you dude
I never seen a woman centaur
I don't think they're out there
Roast potatoes are definitely not squares
I don't know why you put them in that tray
Little cubes of carb
Should be large and rotund
Like a big fat arse
You can put in as much oil in as you like
But they're not salty good roasties
When you cut em small burn em like toasties
I'm not harping on about labour exploitation
You're just complacent about capitalism While I'm stuck with you in isolation
I might be an irritant
But I'm gonna keep being persistent
Cos Trussell was right and you're wrong
And I can back and forth about it all night long
I'm bloody right and I know it
No point disagreeing with me
You said there was only male dwarves
Because of your Tolkien lore
But then I point out Terry Pratchett
And tied you in knot, proper hatchet
Job on you my dear
Ain't no arguing with me I fear
Because I'll rebut and not back down
From these silly debates
Do you know this is your soon to be married life long fate?
You can try and out nerd me
And you can get Facebook up in arms
But in the end I'm right, better admit
It'll be a lot less mental harm
Than carrying on with me when I had a beer
Or three, or four, and we have a difference of opinion
Don't you know you're my little lovely minion?
I love you very much
But I never seen a centaurs with tits
And dwarves can have vaginas
Sometimes you're like them flat earthers
Doubling up on fake news
We can talk about it or you can relent
And accept I'm giving you my two cents
Lockdown disagreements
Are all centaurs male
I never seen a half horse, horse man female
Might have long locks
But I've never seen such a creature wearing a frock
Dunno how they reproduce, no
But I can tell you what I do know
I never did see a centaurs with tits
Not examined all their bits
But I never seen one with a clit
And I know not all women have long hair
And not all of them have genitals down there
But I'm telling you dude
I never seen a woman centaur
I don't think they're out there
Roast potatoes are definitely not squares
I don't know why you put them in that tray
Little cubes of carb
Should be large and rotund
Like a big fat arse
You can put in as much oil in as you like
But they're not salty good roasties
When you cut em small burn em like toasties
I'm not harping on about labour exploitation
You're just complacent about capitalism While I'm stuck with you in isolation
I might be an irritant
But I'm gonna keep being persistent
Cos Trussell was right and you're wrong
And I can back and forth about it all night long
I'm bloody right and I know it
No point disagreeing with me
You said there was only male dwarves
Because of your Tolkien lore
But then I point out Terry Pratchett
And tied you in knot, proper hatchet
Job on you my dear
Ain't no arguing with me I fear
Because I'll rebut and not back down
From these silly debates
Do you know this is your soon to be married life long fate?
You can try and out nerd me
And you can get Facebook up in arms
But in the end I'm right, better admit
It'll be a lot less mental harm
Than carrying on with me when I had a beer
Or three, or four, and we have a difference of opinion
Don't you know you're my little lovely minion?
I love you very much
But I never seen a centaurs with tits
And dwarves can have vaginas
Sometimes you're like them flat earthers
Doubling up on fake news
We can talk about it or you can relent
And accept I'm giving you my two cents