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[HipHugHer]

FLUSHED? what are they gonna do!?!?!!

Give her an enema, just like you could do at home with an oral syringe up the back door.

Assuming she hasn't eaten some plastic or string or something.

 

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[august]

it could be nothing or it could be a bowel obstruction or impacted stool, if it's impaction they basically go in and take the stool blockage out, if it's a bowel obstruction they may have to do surgery to remove the blockage. but it looks like you're at the vet now! so they'll be able to check her out and tell you. humans sometimes have their bowels disimpacted in the office with a tongue depressor lol

 

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[Strings]

What's cook'n?

 

[wetwillie]

Flank steak, marinated in crushed juniper berrys, Montreal steak seasoning, Dashi(think mollasses), a little water a little Coke.
Had mashed rutabaga-cauliflower-potatoe and some home-made pickled beets with it. And a glass of White Moscato.
BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNTTTTT!!!

 

[Strings]

God Dammit. I was gonna say what's cook'n, Eddie? Too
I was about 70% sure.

 

[Strings]

Looks like a combo of a clamshell / skinned fingerless hand (back of).

 

[Domon]

Flank steak, marinated in crushed juniper berrys, Montreal steak seasoning, Dashi(think mollasses), a little water a little Coke.
Had mashed rutabaga-cauliflower-potatoe and some home-made pickled beets with it. And a glass of White Moscato.
BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNTTTTT!!!

i thought that was the followon picture to what kikis chihuahua shit out

 

[Domon]

Flank steak, marinated in crushed juniper berrys, Montreal steak seasoning, Dashi(think mollasses), a little water a little Coke.
Had mashed rutabaga-cauliflower-potatoe and some home-made pickled beets with it. And a glass of White Moscato.
BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNTTTTT!!!

wait... why would one think molasses in regards to dashi

 

[Petunia]

it could be nothing or it could be a bowel obstruction or impacted stool, if it's impaction they basically go in and take the stool blockage out, if it's a bowel obstruction they may have to do surgery to remove the blockage. but it looks like you're at the vet now! so they'll be able to check her out and tell you. humans sometimes have their bowels disimpacted in the office with a tongue depressor lol

so the vet was able to go in and pull her poop out .. her poop was black so that concerned her, she is also a little dehydrated

vet said she didn’t appear to be in pain so yay!

i have to monitor her pewps for the next 24 hrs to make sure it’s not black

OH and guess what.. she asked me when was her last heat cycle and i said 13 months and was like WTFFFFFFF

so Lil iPhone is not fixed as i don’t think it’s necessary ( dont @ me ) but now that this has come to light, she could have something wrong there so we will need to fix her in the spring

so i texted CEO and told him Lil iPhone was pregnant .. lulz


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[Mr. Argumentor]

Glad it was nothing serious. Feel better @apple!

 

[wetwillie]

wait... why would one think molasses in regards to dashi

Because Dvash is DAte syrup and taste a hella lot like molassas. My brain needed some calories. I mis-typed - sue me.

 

[Domon]

Because Dvash is DAte syrup and taste a hella lot like molassas. My brain needed some calories. I mis-typed - sue me.

10-4
that makes a lot more sense.

 

[wetwillie]

D' Vash - organic CAlifornia date nectar. 25% less sugar than honey, agave syrup or maple syrup. Est. 2016 -try it, it's GOOD. * MAde pecan pie at CHristmas using it -yumm.

 

[august]

so the vet was able to go in and pull her poop out .. her poop was black so that concerned her, she is also a little dehydrated

vet said she didn’t appear to be in pain so yay!

i have to monitor her pewps for the next 24 hrs to make sure it’s not black

OH and guess what.. she asked me when was her last heat cycle and i said 13 months and was like WTFFFFFFF

so Lil iPhone is not fixed as i don’t think it’s necessary ( dont @ me ) but now that this has come to light, she could have something wrong there so we will need to fix her in the spring

so i texted CEO and told him Lil iPhone was pregnant .. lulz


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black, tarry stool can be blood (more often upper GI, if it's lower GI it'll usually be brighter) but also sometimes poop is just weird. like if you drink a lot of purple drank, it can turn your poop green (you'd think it'd be purple, but nope. green. deep, vivid green). I'm glad they were able to clear her lil puppy buns out! fingers crossed she has normal BMs from now on

 

[gee]

heheheheheh

I framed out my basement in my old house several years back, did it all manually because I was too cheap to buy a framing nailer and figured swinging a hammer wouldn't be much trouble. Bought some purple gatorade and was drinking that while I was pounding the thing out.

Following morning I get out of bed, have a coffee, head to the bathroom and WHAT IN THE ALIEN FUCK DID I JUST GIVE BIRTH TO

 

[Immigrant]

Pepto Bismol will darken your stool also. Beets do stuff too.

I’m glad she’s better because I love her so much I wanna hug her and squeeze the frickin life right outta her.

 

[fly]

so the vet was able to go in and pull her poop out .. her poop was black so that concerned her, she is also a little dehydrated

vet said she didn’t appear to be in pain so yay!

i have to monitor her pewps for the next 24 hrs to make sure it’s not black

OH and guess what.. she asked me when was her last heat cycle and i said 13 months and was like WTFFFFFFF

so Lil iPhone is not fixed as i don’t think it’s necessary ( dont @ me ) but now that this has come to light, she could have something wrong there so we will need to fix her in the spring

so i texted CEO and told him Lil iPhone was pregnant .. lulz


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Get your fucking dog fixed.

CC: @APRIL

 

[Strings]

If we fix all the dogs, where will dogs come from?