Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Ive never once in my life felt I had to consider turd-to-drain-diameter ratios
Clearly you've considered your diet and fiber intake.Ive never once in my life felt I had to consider turd-to-drain-diameter ratios
Make sure you use the poop knife.if I bang out a deuce that it wont go down the drain, I just scoop it out and toss it into the neighbors pool
Make sure you use the poop knife.
We used a stick, it stood in a jar behind the toilet. When I was bad I had to go find another good one. Then she gave me a good wack - with the shitty old one.man , how unsanitary would that be?
having that thing hanging on the wall like that
does it get run through the dishwasher ever? I coudnt bring myself to put it in there
maybe just throw it away once a month and get a new one?
but its just hanging on a nail in the wall, so is it leaving poo smears on the sheet rock?
the whole thing would have me deeply confused
We used a stick, it stood in a jar behind the toilet. When I was bad I had to go find another good one. Then she gave me a good wack - with the shitty old one.
I ate fish, so y'all are on your own with your dietary predilections.@Jesus Christ , some of you need to eat some goddamn vegetables and put the poop knife away
Will you be supplying turds to plug a multitude of toilets or is that all shit?I ate fish, so y'all are on your own with your dietary predilections.
man , how unsanitary would that be?
having that thing hanging on the wall like that
does it get run through the dishwasher ever? I coudnt bring myself to put it in there
maybe just throw it away once a month and get a new one?
but its just hanging on a nail in the wall, so is it leaving poo smears on the sheet rock?
the whole thing would have me deeply confused
Around here they call that blue-black or "hush". Hush is more like where the underside of the neck and around the eyes is darker than the face. "Look, the baby got his daddies hush."I’m pretty sure the mad shitter where I worked was doing it at work to avoid hanging a poop knife from the TP holder at home.
There was a janitor who was so black he was purple and always wore sunglasses, and the sight of him walking around swearing in the locker room is still in my brain, shot on 90 mm film, in Dolby surround.
Around here they call that blue-black or "hush". Hush is more like where the underside of the neck and around the eyes is darker than the face. "Look, the baby got his daddies hush."
Ah, that brother looks like an eggplant.That’s also where moolie came from, but I don’t want to go there.
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