Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Jehannum]

you are the most broken-ass giant ive ever met.

No, I'm the most broken ass-giant you've ever met.

 

[Valve1138]

I’m less broken than you are.

Let that sink in for a moment.

 

[Jehannum]

I’m less broken than you are.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Unlikely. I'm still all the same species

 

[Valve1138]

Unlikely. I'm still all the same species

Is plastic a species?

 

[fly]

Ran over my foot with my cart full of kickboards and pull buoys this morning. Didn't realize it was bad until about 11AM, when I found out my shoe was full of blood.

The medical center at work stitched me up and gave me a Tetanus/Parvo/Kennel Cough booster, so I should be good for another 10 years of Datsun-ing, but when the lidocaine wore off, it was very distracting.

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Did a blind person do those?

 

[Jehannum]

Did a blind person do those?

He was wearing pretty thick glasses, but I didn't notice whether he was blind or not.

It's not like I'm winning any beauty competitions in any case.

 

[Valve1138]

One of my molars needs a crown. WOOP WOOP

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

One of my molars needs a crown. WOOP WOOP

just yank that shit out with some pliers
you have like 10 other ones youll be fine

 

[tre]

just yank that shit out with some pliers
you have like 10 other ones youll be fine

but then he has to ask Mrs Valve to borrow her pliers

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

but then he has to ask Mrs Valve to borrow her pliers

ok new plan
use your safety nail clippers
almost as good

 

[Jehannum]

Heel stitches managed to get an infection, now I'm on keflex for a week. Whee!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Lotsa germs in the jenny household, try mopping the floor once or twice a year, no need to live in squalor

 

[Domon]

at this point im going to assume you just dont shower ever or something. Maybe you smear shit in all your wounds

 

[Jehannum]

at this point im going to assume you just dont shower ever or something. Maybe you smear shit in all your wounds

Hey, despite our best efforts, most humans are covered in staph bacilli.

I was initially offered antibiotics when the stitches were put in. I rolled the dice and declined, because I don't like the notion of breeding superbugs when I don't have to.

 

[wetwillie]

Hey, despite our best efforts, most humans are covered in staph bacilli.

I was initially offered antibiotics when the stitches were put in. I rolled the dice and declined, because I don't like the notion of breeding superbugs when I don't have to.

Sucky place to have stitches. Be well.

 

[august]

Hey, despite our best efforts, most humans are covered in staph bacilli.

I was initially offered antibiotics when the stitches were put in. I rolled the dice and declined, because I don't like the notion of breeding superbugs when I don't have to.

if the MSSA don't getcha, the MRSA will.

 

[Jehannum]

if the MSSA don't getcha, the MRSA will.

Minus whale beat the 'beetus to the punch and just cut the foot off now, amirite?

 

[august]

Minus whale beat the 'beetus to the punch and just cut the foot off now, amirite?

cut off your foot to spite your pancreas

 

[HipHugHer]

Lotsa germs in the jenny household, try mopping the floor once or twice a year, no need to live in squalor

This societal expectation of cleanliness is why all these people keep getting sick and infected in the first place. Stop doing that and you'll discover true wellness.

 

[Darth Handsome]

This societal expectation of cleanliness is why all these people keep getting sick and infected in the first place. Stop doing that and you'll discover true wellness.

All overvaccinated