GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

22lb turkey free.
See, its all in who you know and how much you spend at the grocery store.
In this case I knew the cashier , which gained me nothing extra, and spent $350.00 on my usual grocery bill.
The turkey was free with a coupon if you spend 100 or more.
Yes I don't feel like it was free now that I see it in print.

hey, i got a free grocery bag yesterday. not sure where you live, but brown paper bags are 25 cents in California.
i always leave my geeky bags in the car, silly me! btw, who else hates the plastic ones? at least with paper the re-purpose options are plentiful
 
hey, i got a free grocery bag yesterday. not sure where you live, but brown paper bags are 25 cents in California.
i always leave my geeky bags in the car, silly me! btw, who else hates the plastic ones? at least with paper the re-purpose options are plentiful
I always forget the bags in the car.
Load up cart.
Unload cart at cash register.
Throw in all back in cart.
Go to car.
Unload cart again bagging things up at the car.
Unload bags in house.
Forget bags in house.
Next trip to store repeat process except this time throw everything in the car rolling around loose.
Get home, get some bags to make fewer trips with small things.
Forget to put bags back in car.
 
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I always forget the bags in the car.
Load up cart.
Unload cart at cash register.
Throw in all back in cart.
Go to car.
Unload cart again bagging things up at the car.
Unload bags in house.
Forget bags in house.
Next trip to store repeat process except this time throw everything in the car rolling around loose.
Get home, get some bags to make fewer trips with small things.
Forget to put bags back in car.

You're a mess .
Best double your prescription .
 
God grief, it's just shorthand for "hey bitch, let's talk and figure out when my kid can come over for a few hours so I can clean house, do my nails or maybe have some daytime strange with the husband."

Well there's your problem, kids are supposed to be free-range. They don't need you making dates for them they'll handle it themselves.
 
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