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[tre]

I've dumped and did better a lot. Now look at me! #thebest

 

[Jehannum]

I've dumped and did better a lot. Now look at me! #thebest

Your fuckbeast doesn't even have a job.

 

[tre]

Your fuckbeast doesn't even have a job.

Well, he volunteers at the local gloryhole

 

[Jehannum]

Well, he volunteers at the local gloryhole

Increasing supply in the face of fixed demand is a bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for him.

 

[nukes]

Well, he volunteers at the local gloryhole

/Gloryhole

 

[tre]

/Gloryhole

No no, he works the mop between visitors

 

[Frau Blugher]

Who's cat drinks at the Triple Forte Brew Pub @fly ?
Do they make a nice pilsner ?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Whose

 

[Frau Blugher]

Whose

Scottish brogue on
Up your noose with a rubber hoose .

 

[nukes]

Scottish brogue on
Up your noose with a rubber hoose .

I just found out that I'm Scottish American aristocracy. Put that in your fucken pipe and smoke it!

 

[adi]

I just found out that I'm Scottish American aristocracy. Put that in your fucken pipe and smoke it!

ok but ill make a J instead

 

[nukes]

Besides I'm a bastard half Jew half Scottish mongrel

 

[Frau Blugher]

I have a pipe .
Sandwich first though .
Mek me a samich woman .

 

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[gee]

Tonight's random concert: Matt Mays

 

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[Valve1138]

There's a thread for that shit, grandpa.

 

[Petunia]

He's the prettier of the two of us.

WHERE IS THE LIE HERE ?

 

[APRIL]

WHERE IS THE LIE HERE ?

NO SHENS