NSFW The Exercise Thread

[kiwi]

I'm older, perhaps.

That would make it even less and you know you aren’t. I’m like 3 months older than you.

You must have gotten really fat or bad at math.

 

[HipHugHer]

What are those numbers supposed to mean, like how much you should eat?

 

[nukes]

Really fat and bad at mathS is no way to go through life.

 

[Darth Handsome]

maths

 

[nukes]

maths

Repaired.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Repaired.

Titus would be appreciative

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm good at maths. Was asking for a friend.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm good at maths. Was asking for a friend.

youre practically a scientist

 

[HipHugHer]

youre practically a scientist

I said maths not sorcery.

 

[nukes]

I just ate half a tuna wrap on spinach wrap and I have no idea how many calories at in it. I was about to eat the other half, and I was thinking about all the good works that I've accomplished. So I'll refrigerate and eat the other half tomorrow thank you very much. And I have no one to thank for all this except my naysayer @fly who talks enough shit that it motivates me.

 

[HipHugHer]

If you don't weigh that tuna wrap you're gonna get fat.

 

[nukes]

50 burpees. 20 push-ups. The burpees really aren't firming up my titties the way I'd like. So I'm upping my game.

 

[HipHugHer]

We got one of those teeter inversion table things from somebody who was using it as a clothes rack like every other exercise machine there is.

Maybe this weekend I'll stand it up and try it out.
Maybe not.

 

[nukes]

20 Push Up so far today. That's just a little warm up, I'm working right now. Which means I'm getting jaw muscle exercises LOL. Anyways, it's nice that every day that I exercise is a day that my Nemesis @fly has to yell at Clouds LOL.

 

[nukes]

Stepped up my routine. Doing both the pushups and burpees on pushup bars which makes my chest dip lower than my hands to the floor.
Alternating pushups and burpees one set each.
Food was a horrorshow yesterday, Filipino American party. Ate at least 6 fried spring rolls. What are those, 500 calories each?
I must repent and pay.
Dirty sinner.
Flog me.

 

[nukes]

I will be a Blurry Roofer by Summer.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I will be a Blurry Roofer by Summer.

If thats what you want heres what to do: keep peeling off all your fat til around xmas, then start bulking & eat like a madman & hit the weights hard til about march, then cut calories again til June.
Voila! just like that youre a blurry roofer

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh wait I forgot the last step. Vader. You must confront Vader. Then- only then- a roofer will you be

 

[nukes]

I've always wanted to play bass with a bionic arm.

 

[HipHugHer]

Putting up the greenhouse for the "winter" today.
Getting exercise and doing something productive in one fell swoop.