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[tre]

or drown them before adulthood

 

[APRIL]

Geezus that devolved quickly. LOL

 

[Darth Handsome]

I have a siamese & often want to drown her

 

[APRIL]

I have a siamese & often want to drown her

You love that little asshole. I've seen it.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You love that little asshole. I've seen it.

I know but she talks more than I do. Let that sink in

 

[Josh]

I have a siamese & often want to drown her

My mom inherited my grandma's cat when my grandma passed away many years ago. It was siamese breed. Would. Not. Shut. Up. Most annoying cat ever. Only way I could get it to quiet down was to make howling wolf/coyote sound as that would freak the cat out and it would run under the couch for an hour.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Im going to try that

 

[Domon]

My mom inherited my grandma's cat when my grandma passed away many years ago. It was siamese breed. Would. Not. Shut. Up. Most annoying cat ever. Only way I could get it to quiet down was to make howling wolf/coyote sound as that would freak the cat out and it would run under the couch for an hour.

they are known for that. Its 30 years ago now, but i still remember the siameses my grandma had and their "bracka bracka" sounds they made. It wasnt a meow by a long shot.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Mine's "meow" sounds like pissed off* jewish woman

*pardon the redundancy

 

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[tre]

which venereal disease is that?

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[wetwillie]

which venereal disease is that?

That is brussel sprout schlong. Ribbed for her enjoyment.

 

[nukes]

We have an actual cat thread, people.
Nukes For Mod 2020
"I'll ban no one"

 

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[wetwillie]

Uhhhh, that rutabaga has a nasty gash. Like it gave birth and had an episiotomy by a blind dr. And herpes scabs. But it was almost 8 lbs., so it's got that going for it.

 

[nukes]

Uhhhh, that rutabaga has a nasty gash. Like it gave birth and had an episiotomy by a blind dr. And herpes scabs. But it was almost 8 lbs., so it's got that going for it.

Boiled and mashed with vinegar.

 

[wetwillie]

Boiled and mashed with vinegar.

or . . .
Diced along with other stuff and made into pastys. Or sliced about 1/4" thick, browned on each side(butter or oil and a little salt. Or cooked up with some red cabbage.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Boiled and mashed with vinegar.

garlic lots of garlic

 

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