GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

Frau Blugher said:
Just for that you have to tell a " accidentally shit myself at work " story .
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Really nothing above a sharting that resulted in an extended visit to the men's room to wash the under-drawers. The car - that's a WHOLE nuther load of shitting myself. You wanted the one where I had to pull behind a building and totally drop trow, skivvies and socks - then went back next day because I was feeling bad and they were froze to the ground. What a debacle. Thank god for plastic bags for driving home on.
 
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wetwille said:
Really nothing above a sharting that resulted in an extended visit to the men's room to wash the under-drawers. The car - that's a WHOLE nuther load of shitting myself. You wanted the one where I had to pull behind a building and totally drop trow, skivvies and socks - then went back next day because I was feeling bad and they were froze to the ground. What a debacle. Thank god for plastic bags for driving home on.
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A high school buddy dropped his drawers and plopped out a teurd right in the middle of 45th ave late one night. Omaha gets damn cold in the winter. It was miraculous he could eek anything out given the pucker factor. It was so cold, the teurd never even steamed when it hit pavement.

The next morning, two kids were kicking it back and forth.

Not much to do there in the winter.
 
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Immigrant said:
A high school buddy dropped his drawers and plopped out a teurd right in the middle of 45th ave late one night. Omaha gets damn cold in the winter. It was miraculous he could eek anything out given the pucker factor. It was so cold, the teurd never even steamed when it hit pavement.

The next morning, two kids were kicking it back and forth.

Not much to do there in the winter.
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"Damn cold"??
 
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Darth Handsome said:
Its been miserable. Count me in on global warming if it ever starts
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we're apparently not supposed to be getting snow until january at the earliest this winter and then it's supposed to last until may (which is uncharacteristically late here). wonder if just being closer to the coast makes us more susceptible to pretty big year-over-year global warming changes than you guys. every year has been weirder and weirder.
 
i remember our first year after moving, december 20 was about 24 degrees and sunny and green. december 25 had a foot of snow. it was gone by december 27. it came back as a series of blizzards in march that didn't fully melt until end of april. fucked up.
 
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definitely said:
we're apparently not supposed to be getting snow until january at the earliest this winter and then it's supposed to last until may (which is uncharacteristically late here). wonder if just being closer to the coast makes us more susceptible to pretty big year-over-year global warming changes than you guys. every year has been weirder and weirder.
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I think its snows tomorrow or the next day. Its nice out today
Whoever came up with the global warming concept obvs hasnt visited the prairies in his entire fuckin life
 
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definitely said:
i remember our first year after moving, december 20 was about 24 degrees and sunny and green. december 25 had a foot of snow. it was gone by december 27. it came back as a series of blizzards in march that didn't fully melt until end of april. fucked up.
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It may be cold here but Id never move to that shithole youre in atm
 
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i think the thing i miss most about winnipeg is the competent winter driving.

don't get me wrong, the drivers are terrible there, but when we see ANY precipitation here everyone panics and goes completely off the rails. an inch of snow will have the 401 at a standstill for days.
 
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wetwille said:
Idea for those wanting to memorialize a pet or friend - ashes(cremains) can be baked into a glass item(dish, jewelry, picture). There are also peeps who put ashes and hair into various jewelry,etc. encased in plastic/resin. We've done the cremains in glass dishes with paw prints for 2 different people. $100-ish for a dish, which is cheaper than a tattoo.
I don't have tattoos but am ok with others getting them. Their skin.
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You could make custom glass slides for slide guitar/bass/platypus .
 
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