GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

All bananas are black if you leave them laying around long enough.

The first apartment I rented after splitting from the first wife the second time was in an old house converted to apartments. The apartment I rented was a total mess, with drapes that were pinned shut- the neighbors said they hadn’t seen the occupant open his windows for over 10 years. In Omaha. With no AC. When I ripped em down, I found beautiful, immaculate Venetian blinds that I promptly took to a car wash and blasted to new condition. But I digress.

I found a petrified balana (Bozo’s pronunciation) on top of the kitchen cupboards. It was black and weighed maybe a gram, but still looked like a balana.