Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[august]

ya'll got family around to help with the kiddo right?

we are living with his parents right now while we are in-between houses, & we are planning to use his mom for childcare when I go back (she does daycare) so I'm good on that front. and Jason is a very hands-on/attentive/interested dad, so I've got a ton of support there, too, but he did have to go back to work pretty much right after we got out of the hospital.

 

[Immigrant]

Lol the security in this place is as porous as your southern berder

Fixed

 

[august]

tfw u already chugged 5oz of formula but then u glimpsed a tiddy

 

[august]

can't believe she's almost 2 months old already & growing like a weed. my tiddies is still trying to figure stuff out, fluctuating wildly between over-and under- supplying. got an IUD placed today & it didn't totally suck.

 

[Domon]

green eyes crowd! Although they might change still, both my kiddos started out as greyblue and turned brown

 

[Immigrant]

Thanks for updating this thread with pics when able, August.

That kid is too great. Almost gives me hope for humanity.

 

[august]

green eyes crowd! Although they might change still, both my kiddos started out as greyblue and turned brown

they're actually a bright greyblue when you get her in sunlight, it's the filter making them green there, but we don't know where they'll end up since I'm green and Jason is greyblue

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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can't believe she's almost 2 months old already & growing like a weed. my tiddies is still trying to figure stuff out, fluctuating wildly between over-and under- supplying. got an IUD placed today & it didn't totally suck.

if one were prone to baby fever this pic would certainly cause a flare up

 

[wetwillie]

if one were prone to baby fever this pic would certainly cause a flare up

I had a sudden craving for fried chicken and orange soda when I saw it *. Cute outfit.
*Dave Chappelle made me say it.

 

[HipHugHer]

Grape drink

 

[APRIL]

if one were prone to baby fever this pic would certainly cause a flare up

I scrolled up to check and while August made a very pretty baby, no flare ups outside the normal herp.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I scrolled up to check and while August made a very pretty baby, no flare ups outside the normal herp.

you have to have a soul before you can suffer from the baby fever

 

[wetwillie]

April says: "I have to be careful not to get pregnant."

Maureen looks confused. "But I thought Fly recently had a vasectomy."

"He did." says April. "That's why I need to be extra careful."

 

[Domon]

As much as they may seem like swingers, they both swear theyre not.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

As much as they may seem like swingers, they both swear theyre not.

Ladybutt has asked me if they were at least once.

 

[Darth Handsome]

If I was Ladybutt I'd be on the lookout for some swingers too

 

[wetwillie]

As much as they may seem like swingers, they both swear theyre not.

My impression from the jokes was that he was/is, she not really. Maybe they just trade places and that's wild enough for them.
It was just a dumz joke - celebrating fly manning up.

Look out for that curb @fly, it's gonna feel like stepping off the Empire State Building!!

 

[kiwi]

My impression from the jokes was that he was/is, she not really. Maybe they just trade places and that's wild enough for them.
It was just a dumz joke - celebrating fly manning up.

Look out for that curb @fly, it's gonna feel like stepping off the Empire State Building!!

Fly only has sex with guys. Which is why he picked April.

 

[wetwillie]

Fly only has sex with guys. Which is why he picked April.

Apparently she pegged him right as well.

 

[kiwi]

Apparently she pegged him right as well.

Oh she pegs him alright.