Tampa Hurricane Dorian 2019

[Jehannum]

id also have no idea how to sell it without getting murdered either though.

Craigslist.

 

[Petunia]

so this hurricane didn’t even touch FLA?!!?

boooooo

 

[Domon]

Craigslist.

im not sure if thats higher or lower on the murder scale than going up to a random dude on a street corner in west baltimore.

 

[Valve1138]

eh, id figure it out eventually.

 

[Domon]

you know, a very low risk way would be to sell it to a frat house. Buncha rich white dudes that like cocaine are much less likely to kill me.

 

[Jehannum]

im not sure if thats higher or lower on the murder scale than going up to a random dude on a street corner in west baltimore.

You're awfully worried about murder.

 

[Domon]

You're awfully worried about murder.

it is kind of a permanent thing if it happens.

 

[Jehannum]

it is kind of a permanent thing if it happens.

The likelihood is fairly low, however.

 

[Domon]

much higher if you're trying to sell a brick of cocaine.

 

[Valve1138]

you know, a very low risk way would be to sell it to a frat house. Buncha rich white dudes that like cocaine are much less likely to kill me.

There will just be some light "hazing".

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Domon]

ok, im going with that plan next time i find a brick of cocaine.

Pick the richest frat house, find their douchiest member who already does cocaine.

Its likely they can raise multiple 10s of thousands.

Fin.

 

[Jehannum]

much higher if you're trying to sell a brick of cocaine.

Seems pretty hypothetical.

 

[fly]

eh, id figure it out eventually.

Just send me a PM

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Domon]

Just send me a PM

this was actually my first thought.

 

[Domon]

but then i decided i need my cocaine paid for in cash, not gas reward points.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

eh, id figure it out eventually.

Just sit on it. Shit doesn't go bad, right?

 

[Valve1138]

Save it for the coming Trumpocalypse, it'll be worth a lot more after the world burns down.

 

[kiwi]

eh, id figure it out eventually.

There’s probably a YouTube video for that.