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So I caught a dude at work taking a pic of the thermostat with his phone
When I asked him wtf he was doing, he said he took it cuz hes grateful that he work inside in the ac
showed me the pic, and it had little praying hand emojis on it
Im not convinced
I think hes jerkin off to thermostat porn
is that a thing
I dunno, but im not googling it at work
 
So I caught a dude at work taking a pic of the thermostat with his phone
When I asked him wtf he was doing, he said he took it cuz hes grateful that he work inside in the ac
showed me the pic, and it had little praying hand emojis on it
Im not convinced
I think hes jerkin off to thermostat porn
is that a thing
I dunno, but im not googling it at work
Is he new? Do his buddies work construction?
 
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So I caught a dude at work taking a pic of the thermostat with his phone
When I asked him wtf he was doing, he said he took it cuz hes grateful that he work inside in the ac
showed me the pic, and it had little praying hand emojis on it
Im not convinced
I think hes jerkin off to thermostat porn
is that a thing
I dunno, but im not googling it at work
Rule 34 exists.
 
There was a guy in my high school that was rumored to have shoved a thermomter up his pee hole, but i suspect it was not true. He was appropriately nicknamed "Thermodick"
 
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