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[nukes]

Nah, that's a German innovation.

They wanted to call it Zyclon B. Oh those whacky marketing dudes.

 

[wetwillie]

A classic, at a minimum, implies something that's withstood the test of time, over multiple generations. Like Norman Rockwell, or the Fender Bass, or the Corvette, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Wayne.

Whatever the fuck an OLED is ain't it.

32 years is plenty long for OLED to be a classic. 57 years on regular LED.
TRIGGERED!

 

[Immigrant]

Good headphones.

 

[fly]

Whatever this sign is warning us about, it just aint fuckin around

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Probably taken at some place @Immigrant worked.

 

[Immigrant]

Probably taken at some place @Immigrant worked.

I think it’s funny that you see the places I’ve worked at the same way I see the way the pyramids were built.

 

[fly]

I think it’s funny that you see the places I’ve worked at the same way I see the way the pyramids were built.

It's like you worked at even scarier versions of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. "Shit, Hank got crushed in the juicing room today."

 

[gee]

I think it’s funny that you see the places I’ve worked at the same way I see the way the pyramids were built.

How frozen dinners are made is as big a mystery to most people as how the pyramids were built.

Though on second thought, I think people would actually be happy knowing how the pyramids were made.

 

[Jehannum]

They wanted to call it Zyclon B. Oh those whacky marketing dudes.

Oh, are Volkswagens still all nazi-mobiles?

I should really re-think parking my Audi at the JCC...

 

[wetwillie]

I wonder if these are German engineering . . .

 

[wetwillie]

Captains log: Day 6 with no AC at work. The windowless(ok, glass block), one story building is starting to smell like a gym with black mold. File storage room is pungent from the smell of rehydrated schmutz on paperwork from thousands of clients' households.

 

[fly]

Fuck that.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

lack of a/c is cause to riot
or at least go home

 

[Valve1138]

People who are above bussing their own tray in cafeterias.

 

[Valve1138]

Lotta fat people at ikea today.

 

[Josh]

Whatever this sign is warning us about, it just aint fuckin around

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Clearly something to do with

 

[wetwillie]

An ugly woman was short with me on FB after I gave a polite and short answer to an inquiry of her. Prune-faced beeoch!
That is all.

 

[Domon]

So... elon musks next project (neuralink) is inventing a surgical robot to insert flexible fiber electrodes into your brain at unprecedented densities.

Can he just admit he's an alien yet? I think we'd all be ok with it.

 

[nukes]

An ugly woman was short with me on FB after I gave a polite and short answer to an inquiry of her. Prune-faced beeoch!
That is all.

Short and ugly is no way to go through life, I should know!

 

[Jehannum]

So... elon musks next project (neuralink) is inventing a surgical robot to insert flexible fiber electrodes into your brain at unprecedented densities.

Can he just admit he's an alien yet? I think we'd all be ok with it.

Maybe he could just work on finishing one project?

 

[Jehannum]

I don't think "move fast and break things" is a good model when dealing with brains, surgeries, or brain surgeries.