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[Mod Bot]

 

[gee]

Poor 'ol Roxy got spayed yesterday.

 

[Mikeawesome]

why

 

[gee]

because Bob Barker was gonna whoop my ass if I didn't.

 

[gee]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The price is wrong bitch

 

[Immigrant]

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[HipHugHer]

If I was Bob Barker I would market my own branded almond bark, because almond bark is awesome.

 

[Immigrant]

I have to wonder (since I’m bored) if Bob just got loads of pussy or if he was creepy. I would hope that his magnetism would be enough to loosen the panties without coercion.

 

[nukes]

If I was Bob Barker I would market my own branded almond bark, because almond bark is awesome.

I'm going to have to look into this. I've never heard of almonds bark.

 

[Strings]

I'm going to have to look into this. I've never heard of almonds bark.

Sound like a small dog but quieter.

 

[Immigrant]

Some people say

It takes a quart of water to produce one almond. If that’s true, almond milk users should be whipped.

 

[Immigrant]

Almond tits? Really?!?

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm going to have to look into this. I've never heard of almonds bark.

It's candy. Basically almonds in powdered sugar based "white chocolate".

 

[nukes]

Almond tits? Really?!?

They're hard to milk for sure. I'm lactose intolerant.

 

[HipHugHer]

Some people say

It takes a quart of water to produce one almond. If that’s true, almond milk users should be whipped.

I don't know if it's a quart but I know it's a lot. California's almond plantations suck up more water than I think any other food crop.

 

[fly]

Some people say

It takes a quart of water to produce one almond. If that’s true, almond milk users should be whipped.

The number was a gallon, but I'm pretty sure that was fluffed up BS.

 

[Immigrant]

The number was a gallon, but I'm pretty sure that was fluffed up BS.

In other words, a quart may be accurate.

I like almonds but too many aren’t good for my butthole for some reason.

 

[Jehannum]

I like almonds but too many aren’t good for my butthole for some reason.

quit shoving them up there, then.

 

[HipHugHer]

At least insert the narrow end first.

And get the unsalted ones.