yeah he's a giant and I'm a halfling so sex can already be interesting, but with this big ol belly in the way, it's definitely a challenge. also the last time we porked while I was noticeably pregnant, i was on top & it kept kicking him which is a Total Mood Killer™
Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread
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Total mood killer is an awesome band name.
thx budwow, i missed a lot. :o
congrats august
yeah, since you've been gone, I got knocked up & married (in that order like the classless internet trash you've always known me to be
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Mr. Argumentor
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I don't know that I heard you got hitched. I thought you were still living in sinthx bud
yeah, since you've been gone, I got knocked up & married (in that order like the classless internet trash you've always known me to be
we got married in a bar, me pregnant as hell & our officiant had her new baby with her
we wanted to get the name change stuff done before the baby came as I still had my ex's super unique last name & didn't want that on the birth certificate. we'll probably do some actual, like, party for it or whatever at a later date where we can plan better (& when I can fit into the dress I had bought a couple of years back for the occasion)
Mr. Argumentor
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Other than the not drinking, sounds like a helluva timewe got married in a bar, me pregnant as hell & our officiant had her new baby with her
we wanted to get the name change stuff done before the baby came as I still had my ex's super unique last name & didn't want that on the birth certificate. we'll probably do some actual, like, party for it or whatever at a later date where we can plan better (& when I can fit into the dress I had bought a couple of years back for the occasion)
thats a damn good reason to get married to get rid of an unwanted last name. Easiest way to do a name change i imaginewe got married in a bar, me pregnant as hell & our officiant had her new baby with her
we wanted to get the name change stuff done before the baby came as I still had my ex's super unique last name & didn't want that on the birth certificate. we'll probably do some actual, like, party for it or whatever at a later date where we can plan better (& when I can fit into the dress I had bought a couple of years back for the occasion)
3 year old got her first bed yesterday, she's been off the walls happy about it. Its this cool ikea bed that has drawers under it, and can also convert from a twin to a queen for when we have guests since we have limited rooms
we figure we were gonna do it at some point anyway, but two subs going back and forth forever with "idk, what do YOU want to do?" makes getting anything done in a timely manner impossible
why are you not in childbirth yet. Get on with it alreadywe figure we were gonna do it at some point anyway, but two subs going back and forth forever with "idk, what do YOU want to do?" makes getting anything done in a timely manner impossible
man that's what I'm saying. it's ridiculous! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Now that you have, good luck! This is the most documented forum birth since ivorylotus's first kid back on the day on genmay that the internet named.
I'm finally having some actual contractions & every time it squeezes, so much more gushing. my cervix still ain't doing shit tho
