nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
I'm ranked number 37 for tenor singing bass players in the Charlotte area.
So on a scale of 0-10 you were like a negative 27?I'm ranked number 37 for 10 or singing bass players in the Charlotte area.
I'm ranked number 37 for tenor singing bass players in the Charlotte area.
This city is filled with bass players. 114,372. I do pretty well.So on a scale of 0-10 you were like a negative 27?
I have strange conversations with people at gigs doing load in from my cab. "Is that a taxi?"But how many of those fuckers get out a meet people by driving a cab, huh? Huh?
Always look at the bright side, Nukes.
We're here to shine it in your eyes.
I have a plan to get more gigs. I think I can sell myself as a solo act for a few hospices around town. Maybe they haven't heard how bad the band is.
I did one on my own few weeks ago. Their favorite was Hound Dog.Yeah, you probably wanna keep an upbeat set list for that gig.
Do you film these? I'd pay to see that DVD. I want to see your performance just as much as I don't want to see the reactions of the octogenariansI did one on my own few weeks ago. Their favorite was Hound Dog.
I would never film it. How would I get gigs if people saw how bad it is?Do you film these? I'd pay to see that DVD. I want to see your performance just as much as I don't want to see the reactions of the octogenarians
Chorus "DO You Know, when you're gonna go?"Yeah, you probably wanna keep an upbeat set list for that gig.
I would never film it. How would I get gigs if people saw how bad it is?
Chorus "DO You Know, when you're gonna go?"
No ood you wouldn't use it as a resume. You use it to go viral like the hoagie boogie man or mellowinman.I would never film it. How would I get gigs if people saw how bad it is?
That's the spirit, sonny.Spirit in the sky as an opener that'll wow'm.
I do have to pretend I'm enjoying myself.Say it's performance art.
Have you ever been invited back to any of the ladies rooms at the end of the gig? I know you're a nice guy and married and stuff but it's still an ego booster even if it's an 85 year old or even a 90 year old...I do have to pretend I'm enjoying myself.