FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

I'm so used to those slow closing toilet seats. They should be mandatory. Dropping a toilet seat that doesn't have that mechanism on it, is the worst.
 
Been holding it for 90 minutes because after I finished my run, I needed to go coach the 15-18 age group on the swim team.

Between the run and the coffee I just finished, I've been prairie doggin' for ages.
 
Last night I woke to pee, then ran out of air, then pooped. I’m glad I sit to pee. Ten minutes later, the wambulance arrived.
 
email I got at work this morning:

Good Morning,

It has been recently brought to the attention of the Worker’s Health and Safety Committee that someone on the 2nd floor or in the building is using the accessible washroom on the 2nd floor and putting fecal matter on the walls intentionally and has happened multiple times. This is not only a moral issue but also a very serious health and safety issue as employees are being exposed to this and medical concerns may arise from such an event. In order to keep an eye on this situation, security has been alerted I and other members of the committee will be inspecting the washrooms regularly.

Should you notice this, please contact me noting the date and time that the issue was discovered.

We thank you for your cooperation and hope to resolve this issue quickly.

What in the actual fuck.