[Article] This is your MMS thread now! New rule: Only post your own content

[HipHugHer]

I’ve had 26 incidents of V tach today. The cardiologist kept them from kicking me out.

You got some kinda loose wire, bad switch, shoddy connection somewhere.

Wondering if there isn't some nerve damage/misfire thing going on seeing as they say your arteries look good.

 

[Strings]

Yaup, definitely keep your day job.

Good dick jokes are so hard to pull off these days.

 

[APRIL]

Good dick jokes are so hard* these days.

Ya... that's all I got.

 

[Immigrant]

Then stick your dick in the mashed potatoes!

Mush meets mashed.

 

[Strings]

Mush meets mashed.

Don't chance it, Immi. It's the kinda thing that follows a guy around if caught.

 

[HipHugHer]

Sun is shining here but the entire sky ahead is purple.

 

[nukes]

Yaup, definitely keep your day job.

You offer no value to my life anymore.

 

[APRIL]

You offer no value to my life anymore.

So I once did?

 

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[wetwillie]

Sun is shining here but the entire sky ahead is purple.


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Maybe it

Momma's new summer toy. Happy Father's Day to me. Oh wait - I got stuck with the f'n bill. Meh, I'll claim poverty for a few months when she asks me for a financial contribution.

 

[wetwillie]

Simply because I couldn't resist.

 

[nukes]

So I once did?

I used to enjoy interacting with you, yes.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Look at nukes, creeping up on a realization.

 

[nukes]

Look at nukes, creeping up on a realization.

If you're attempting to get sloppy seconds, this just isn't going to be your day.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Nothing of the sort. Just wondering how long it will take the self-proclaimed "biggest asshole on the forum" to realize it's his decisions that soured his interactions with people.

 

[nukes]

Nothing of the sort. Just wondering how long it will take the self-proclaimed "biggest asshole on the forum" to realize it's his decisions that soured his interactions with people.

I stay very positive regardless of what's going on. If I said I was the biggest asshole on the Forum I was clearly joking and incorrect. Speaking of taking one's own inventory, you really need to look in the mirror

 

[Valve1138]

Lol toxic

 

[Strings]