WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

I'm strictly hands-off now.

Time before last, you dipshits made sure I have to use cups all the time instead of being able to cup my hands to drink from. That choice decision made me one of the greatest contributors to the great Pacific garbage gyre.

Well, because of us you're the only savoir that can use his hand as a whistle.
 
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I'ma cut you some slack for being a Jew and not understanding the true nature of Godhood here.

Let's just say that Jon Snow got nothin' on my relationships.
I question your integrity. By the way, can you do something about Falwell and all those 700 Club demons? I know you're not actually getting the money.