Baby Click Here to Find Out How We Can't Trust Birth Control - You Won't Believe it!

[Jehannum]

I'm not going through with that.

Good idea. I wouldn't trust anyone who posts here with a baby either.

 

[wetwillie]

I don't like that idea, but have offered up that option.

It's easy-peasy.

Yay, another man that doesn't understand birth control. There are no chemicals with her IUD.

Many of the modern ones give off hormones. Go old-school, just slam an apricot pit up there. * That is where the idea came from, Beduoins would do that to female camels and it would work.

 

[Domon]

/clickbait

So yesterday I went to Planned Parenthood to get a pap smear as my gyno for the past decade stopped taking my insurance because Blue Cross wasn't paying their bills.

Anyways, the IUD I had installed six years ago was apparently falling out. The doc had to yank it out the rest of the way so I wouldn't feel pain during periods and also because it is not very effective when not inside the uterus.

So they gave me a pregnancy test because shit... how long has it been hanging out for?!

Luckily, the test came back negative. Whew.

But SHIT, I could have easily needed another abortion even though I was taking precautions. IUD's are more effective than the pill or condoms so I thought I was solid.

you know whats solider? Fly getting chopped.

@fly take some responsibility here and do your part

 

[Jehannum]

Many of the modern ones give off hormones. Go old-school, just slam an apricot pit up there. * That is where the idea came from, Beduoins would do that to female camels and it would work.

...I'm not sure the Bedouins understood that a man can't get a Camel pregnant.

 

[wetwillie]

Peniseseses do not reach the uterus where the IUD is supposed to live.

Some guys say they can feel the strings. IDK, is fly kinda short on the weinus?

 

[Valve1138]

Yay, another man that doesn't understand birth control. There are no chemicals with her IUD.

I’m fucking with you, dummy.

 

[wetwillie]

...I'm not sure the Bedouins understood that a man can't get a Camel pregnant.

Doesn't mean they couldn't try It gets cold and lonely out on the desert at night . .

 

[fly]

IUDs are made out of molecules, duh, which are like chemicals, tardlips

And so is the food she eats. I wonder if that upsets @Valve1138 too!

 

[Valve1138]

And so is the food she eats. I wonder if that upsets @Valve1138 too!

Don’t drink water! It’s chemicals!

 

[fly]

It's easy-peasy.

Many of the modern ones give off hormones. Go old-school, just slam an apricot pit up there. * That is where the idea came from, Beduoins would do that to female camels and it would work.

I'm well aware of IUDs as @APRIL and I occasionally talk.

 

[august]

I'm well aware of IUDs as @APRIL and I occasionally talk.

Gross, what kind of new age nonsense is this

 

[APRIL]

Yep! Specifically low dose and/or non-estrogen ones, though. I was fine for years & years with the Yaz, but went off for having migraines as an over-30 smoker. Ironically? Not sure that's the appropriate use of it but whatever, I have since quit smoking, but it's because of my passenger more than anything

@ passenger

 

[APRIL]

I'm planning on getting an IUD at my post partum visit (like 8 weeks out from whenever the bean arrives). My insurance covers Liletta so that's what I'm getting. I'm super anxious about having a device implanted that MAY migrate or become embedded and just tear my shit up, but idk maybe it'll do a better job than the ocp

The IUD is super awesome in that I never have to remember to take a pill... I had the Paraguard so no hormones too.

They say 1 in 1000 migrate or fall out, but I somehow ended up as one of the 1000. :dunno:

 

[august]

The IUD is super awesome in that I never have to remember to take a pill... I had the Paraguard so no hormones too.

They say 1 in 1000 migrate or fall out, but I somehow ended up as one of the 1000. :dunno:

Yeah I have too many issues with menorrhagia/super heavy periods to trust that the copper IUD would be a good choice for me, I know there's no real way to know for sure how it'd go since it varies so much from person to person, but I apparently need like ALL the hormones. Besides getting knocked up on it, the non-estrogen pill did nothing to prevent my monthly bout of anemia and Elevator-From-The-Shining-In-My-Pants days

 

[Jehannum]

The IUD is super awesome in that I never have to remember to take a pill... I had the Paraguard so no hormones too.

They say 1 in 1000 migrate or fall out, but I somehow ended up as one of the 1000. :dunno:

We're triple-bagged. She's got a Mirena. I've had the remaining testicle decomissioned via vasectomy, and I'm a retrograde ejaculator.

 

[wetwillie]

I'm well aware of IUDs as @APRIL and I occasionally talk.

Yer setting a bad precedent for the rest of us married fucks with that talk stuff.

 

[APRIL]

Yeah I have too many issues with menorrhagia/super heavy periods to trust that the copper IUD would be a good choice for me, I know there's no real way to know for sure how it'd go since it varies so much from person to person, but I apparently need like ALL the hormones. Besides getting knocked up on it, the non-estrogen pill did nothing to prevent my monthly bout of anemia and Elevator-From-The-Shining-In-My-Pants days

Ah, makes sense. There is not one-size-fits-all when it comes to BC. :/

Don't you fuckers say abstinence, let's be realistic here.

 

[APRIL]

We're triple-bagged. She's got a Mirena. I've had the remaining testicle decomissioned via vasectomy, and I'm a retrograde ejaculator.

But I bet there is still a .0000001% chance of getting pregnant....?

 

[APRIL]

Because nature always finds a way, that mother... fucker.

 

[Jehannum]

But I bet there is still a .0000001% chance of getting pregnant....?

I hope not. With that kind of unlikelihood, the kid would probably end up with flippers and a #MANCAVE obsession.