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Half of houston is underwater but somehow I was able to make it into work
and the rest of the fam gets to stay home because the schools are closed
this is hardly a satisfactory situation
I didn't go into work today due to whatever bug Ladybutt brought home from the kids she works with. Its unfair cause every other friday we have off and that's today.
 
Uber IPO down 7.62% on it's first day.
"Hello Gannesh? I need 4 more taxis.
And call your cousins, we're going back to work!"
Lyft sunk another 7.41% as well.


Fuck those piece o shit motherfuckers right in their dirty abusive buttholes. They are some cocksuckers, no denying that. I’m glad I don’t drive much because I’m sure I’d be in jail by now for strangling stupid Uber drivers.


I had TWO parking places sniped out from under me yesterday, one at Costco, the other at a grocery store. First one was an old lady who I couldn’t get mad at. I doubt she saw me. The second one, I was waiting for a choice handicrapper spot and a bitch sailed in there, and I laid on my horn. She looked at me while halfway in, then pulled in the rest of the way. Grrrrr

So I waited a little longer. She gets out. I still wait. She gets her two kids out. My window goes down.

“Hey cunt! You are a fucking cunt and so are your cunt kids!”

At least 10 people saw and heard it, and at least one was smiling. LOL I felt WAY better.
 
Just bought a 250lb magnet off amazon for ten bucks.

Gonna give magnet fishing a try, 'cause I don't have enough stupid hobbies.
The shipping has got to be really expensive for 250 pounds.
 
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