GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[Jehannum]

Pulling the 300ZX back onto the collector car insurance with the Datsun gonna save me $300 a year.

Almost makes that S6 worth buying (except I already bought it)

 

[gee]

Meanwhile in Ontario...

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Meanwhile in Ontario...

That hair is a lot of commitment to an internet character.

 

[Floptical]

68 at home right now. Tomorrow is extreme blizzard with 17 inches. Yeah bomb cyclone.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

This fucking madman is selling a mag-fed, lever-action crossbow.

 

[kiwi]

68 at home right now. Tomorrow is extreme blizzard with 17 inches. Yeah bomb cyclone.

53 here. I think our high was 64.

 

[Jehannum]

68 at home right now. Tomorrow is extreme blizzard with 17 inches. Yeah bomb cyclone.

We got about a half inch of rain today. It was different. Probably gonna hit the hill this weekend in Santa Fe, they should still have some good snow.

 

[nukes]

This fucking madman is selling a mag-fed, lever-action crossbow.

You'll never get one of those in Russia Sun America fuc yeah bro

 

[Amstel]

It was an amazing 51 yesterday and supposed to be up to 60 today. Sadly today is rain, and i didn't ride yesterday. dammit!

 

[Valve1138]

Haters guide to the Williams Sonoma catalog.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/t...tter&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter

 

[Petunia]

plz2be send me empanadas, that sounds so good right now

how was dinner? are you gonna have potato quintuplets?

omg those empanadas were like crack
so so so good
dinner was at a Peruvian restaurant in Hollywood and it was 5/5 starts delishuzzz

i’m back on keto and fasting and i hate my life again

 

[wetwillie]

This fucking madman is selling a mag-fed, lever-action crossbow.

I like that lower strut for the supporting hand - gets it away from the friggin string. Person lifting their thumb(of the supporting not triggering hand) and getting it wacked by the string is the most common crossbow injury. Few handful of them lose that last/distal section each year. I made a form fitted add-on for my crossbow for that very reason. yes my thumbs are totally intact.

 

[Petunia]

HOW DELICIOUS IS THE COLLEGE ADMISSIONS SCANDAL?!?

Aunt Becky paid $500k for her clearly uninterested kid to cheat her way into school ...

so what kind of jail time (if any) are they looking at for conspiracy to commit mail fraud and honest services fraud anyway?

 

[Immigrant]

Like that’s anything new.

I bet there’s at least a few wings or buildings on campuses built in return for, ahem, preferential treatment.

 

[Strings]

And I heard there's an episode of Full House were Becky yells at Jesse for lying on an application to a private school for the twins.

 

[Immigrant]

HOW DELICIOUS IS THE COLLEGE ADMISSIONS SCANDAL?!?

Aunt Becky paid $500k for her clearly uninterested kid to cheat her way into school ...

so what kind of jail time (if any) are they looking at for conspiracy to commit mail fraud and honest services fraud anyway?

A guy just got four years for bilking the government out of millions via fraud.

 

[Amstel]

Like that’s anything new.

I bet there’s at least a few wings or buildings on campuses built in return for, ahem, preferential treatment.

Actually, this was different. Direct donations to the Uni is a legal to buy your way in. This time, there was a scam to get a doctor saying you 'needed' more time to do your SATs so you could go to a private SAT provider, have them overseen by a specific provider (that would actually go back through your test and correct answers=illegal), and photoshop you into sport pics for 'extra' consideration. It was a small group of people that totally made up who the kid was for a massive donation to some fake charity.

 

[Immigrant]

Actually, this was different. Direct donations to the Uni is a legal to buy your way in. This time, there was a scam to get a doctor saying you 'needed' more time to do your SATs so you could go to a private SAT provider, have them overseen by a specific provider (that would actually go back through your test and correct answers=illegal), and photoshop you into sport pics for 'extra' consideration. It was a small group of people that totally made up who the kid was for a massive donation to some fake charity.

Yep. A bribe is a bribe. Some are just more acceptable than others.

 

[Petunia]

Like that’s anything new.

I bet there’s at least a few wings or buildings on campuses built in return for, ahem, preferential treatment.

that’s not what this is tho
paying for a wing of a building is one thing
paying for your kids SATS TO BE CORRECTED are another

 

[Petunia]

Actually, this was different. Direct donations to the Uni is a legal to buy your way in. This time, there was a scam to get a doctor saying you 'needed' more time to do your SATs so you could go to a private SAT provider, have them overseen by a specific provider (that would actually go back through your test and correct answers=illegal), and photoshop you into sport pics for 'extra' consideration. It was a small group of people that totally made up who the kid was for a massive donation to some fake charity.

can these parents do time?
since the ringleader is singing like a canary and coped a plea?

sooooooo juicy