WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

Eddie is one of those people that would be great fun to hang out with but don't bring him to work functions, baby showers, family gatherings, public pools, etc, etc.
Hey, hey, hey - I'm often invited to those kind of things in my circle because I can cook like a mo-fo. I'm great with kids and old folks. I know to selectively misbehave/behave. And since we are in the Jesus thread I'll mention I've also served as a worship leader at a place that ran over 1k of bodies every Sunday and have done hundreds of solos and leads at churches, funerals and charity events.
Hard-core sinners understand grace the best.
 
Egyptian migrant workers stole the secret baklava recipe .
French soldiers were in hot pursuit of them when they accidentally shot the sphinx's face off .
 
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