I was about to crap my pants after some bad food and me and the missus were about 10 miles from home. Had her pull behind a small business, felt it was gonna be bad and had the sense to kick off my shoes. Just in time. Left everything there - jeans, socks, underwear and all the napkins and such she could find. Had to ride home on a plastic bag.thats just disrespectful
I was about to crap my pants after some bad food and me and the missus were about 10 miles from home. Had her pull behind a small business, felt it was gonna be bad and had the sense to kick off my shoes. Just in time. Left everything there - jeans, socks, underwear and all the napkins and such she could find. Had to ride home on a plastic bag.
Went back next day(New Years) thinking I could at least remove it all. Was all froze to the ground like fuck.
" pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain"
Smoking weed always makes me need to crap early in the morning. Usually hits me about 2.5 hits in. "Oh shit, start shuffling Mr. Ed."Might be one for the Health thread but I poop about 20 minutes after I eat seemingly no matter what. Little snack, big meal doesn't matter. Put something in the top something has to come out the bottom.
The time window is such that I poop in restaurants regularly. Like if I didn't poop there we better get home soon regularly.
Smoking weed always makes me need to crap early in the morning. Usually hits me about 2.5 hits in. "Oh shit, start shuffling Mr. Ed."
Never been a coke man. Tried it twice - wasn't for me.Nice rail of coke does that too.
Cocaine changed my life. Initially for the worse. Eventually for the better.
Nice rail of coke does that too.
Never been a coke man. Tried it twice - wasn't for me.
Dude you figured out all the angles!You went from snorting it to driving people who smoke it?
I’ve known a bunch of addicts who said even the thought of scoring crank or coke, or maybe hanging up the phone setting things in motion set things in motion.
I used to share at AA “Hi I’m Immi, I’m an alcoholic, it’s been X years since my last drink and almost that long since I shit my pants...”
Which was true.
Big breakfast restaurants later than breakfast give me explosive loose stools w/liquidy conveyance material.