WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[gee]

Lemonade iced tea lubricating gel I believe.

Bingo

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I don't even know what that is supposed to be.

Carbonated Arnold palmer?

 

[Valve1138]

I don't even know what that is supposed to be.

Fizzy sweet tea ya dummy.

 

[Jehannum]

I don't even know what that is supposed to be.

A fizzy Trump teabagging.

 

[Immigrant]

That’s the same shit they serve on To Catch a Predator.

 

[gee]

It's true. Pedos can't resist the effervescent, sweet tang of the sparkling tea lube.

And made a whole 5 gallons! Enough to catch approx. 25-30 pedos, or one @fly.

 

[Ledboots]

Still not great at laughing at yourself, are you?

It isn't funny, Darth. It is cringey af, and no one is laughing.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It isn't funny, Darth. It is cringey af, and no one is laughing.

Im laughing & he would too if he wasnt so poopy

 

[gee]

Oh fuck, I just heard a word worse than "synergize"...

Winnovate.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh fuck, I just heard a word worse than "synergize"...

Winnovate.

Hey you really are an engineer, i didnt believe you until now

 

[Valve1138]

Paradigm shift

 

[wetwillie]

Oh fuck, I just heard a word worse than "synergize"...

Winnovate.

http://www.waltermagazine.com/walterevents/past-events/winnovation-2018/
"A celebration of brainy chicks and 3-d printed dildos".

 

[gee]

http://www.waltermagazine.com/walterevents/past-events/winnovation-2018/
"A celebration of brainy chicks and 3-d printed dildos".

cocktales over cocktails!

 

[wetwillie]

cocktales over cocktails!

Groaner after groaner about their lack of boner.

 

[Strings]

There's rumor going around we might start using video conferencing for our meetings. At least it Isn't as bad as being in the same room.

 

[nukes]

There's rumor going around we might start using video conferencing for our meetings. At least it Isn't as bad as being in the same room.

Sit on your mic And fart.

 

[Strings]

Sit on your mic And fart.

I'll hold this up on my phone.

 

[Darth Handsome]

There's rumor going around we might start using video conferencing for our meetings. At least it Isn't as bad as being in the same room.

You can sleep through those with relatively low risk

 

[nukes]

You can sleep through those with relatively low risk

5% never speak in a teleconference. That was my one mistake.

 

[Jehannum]

There's rumor going around we might start using video conferencing for our meetings. At least it Isn't as bad as being in the same room.

I like doing conference calls from the bathroom.

Nothing like a well-placed flush to make your point.