GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[APRIL]

If I ever go to Canada it’s gonna be for @tre ’s bacon.

His man meat? You sly devil.

 

[kiwi]

His man meat? You sly devil.

No his actual bacon.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[APRIL]

No his actual bacon.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Don't play coy with me!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Minus the kid, that sounds lovely.

It's what we are doing. Also watching dogs, though.

 

[fly]

If I ever go to Canada it’s gonna be for @tre ’s bacon.

Thinly veiled meataphor detected

 

[tre]

No his actual bacon.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Good cover story

 

[Jehannum]

Thinly veiled meataphor detected

 

[Duke]

No his actual bacon.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Bacon

Made from PORK

we're on to you, sinner

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Way ahead of you, I'm just going to hit the button on the box in my fridge.

SLAP THE BAG

 

[Domon]

Minus the kid, that sounds lovely.

I bet you guys stopped telling us when you were in Maryland cause we have munchkins now

 

[APRIL]

I bet you guys stopped telling us when you were in Maryland cause we have munchkins now

We haven't been back, way past due for a visit.

 

[fly]

I bet you guys stopped telling us when you were in Maryland cause we have munchkins now

My stepmom's mother is in very poor health so she spends 3-4 weeks a month caring for her in PA. So we couldn't sync up this year for a trip to MD.

And our SouthWest CP expires this year, so I'll have to manufacture another one soon.

 

[Valve1138]

Amazon doesn't think my new TV has been delivered yet for some reason.

I wonder if they'll think there is an issue with the order

 

[fly]

Amazon doesn't think my new TV has been delivered yet for some reason.

I wonder if they'll think there is an issue with the order

What in the actual fuck?

 

[Valve1138]

What in the actual fuck?

They have the proper tracking number.

It was bought from Best Buy via Prime.

UPS knows it got here.

Who the fuck knows.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

They have the proper tracking number.

It was bought from Best Buy via Prime.

UPS knows it got here.

Who the fuck knows.

I've seen that a lot with the third party retailers selling through Amazon. The shipping fuckups from them are really starting to make me unhappy with Amazon as a whole.

 

[Valve1138]

I've seen that a lot with the third party retailers selling through Amazon. The shipping fuckups from them are really starting to make me unhappy with Amazon as a whole.

I don’t want the driver to get fucked.

I have the tv. It works. He helped me get it into the house.

 

[tre]

I don’t want the driver to get fucked.

I have the tv. It works. He helped me get it into the house.

Didn’t you get a free tv is a similar fashion a couple years back?

 

[Jehannum]

Didn’t you get a free tv is a similar fashion a couple years back?

But not an OLED tv, right @Mikeawesome?

 

[Valve1138]

Didn’t you get a free tv is a similar fashion a couple years back?

Yep. But I tried to give it back.