NSFW The 'fisting factory' thread is WAY NSFW. Don't click

Speaking of NSFW, whoever @fly? is doing the coding for the site, consider a "Boss" key. I've done that at a few sites I've ran. Basically you have a small link in 1-2 places on every page that directly pulls up a full screen JPG of an Excel screen or Windows screen. If you want to really make it kill you do a child theme "Dark 2 - run2windows" and another for "Dark 2 run2Excel".
1-Excel-Screen-Test-Q1.gif

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