I am 45 years old today
Congratulation on surviving another trip around a star you magnificent bastard.
Happy Birthday Darth baba
Hey what do you know? My daughters' mother just bday texted me
Maybe it was a wrong number.
I am enjoying life to the fullest. Im moving on to bigger and better things
Shes the one who derailed my NHL career. The least she could do is send a bday text
The earth is flat
Want me to drag her outside and get the shit beat out of me?
5%
I know I can come out as an atheist dickhead at times, but it's not because I'm an atheist, but I'm a dickhead.
All I can say is I'm happy for you. (As long as you don't start a crusade or something though.)
I'll give you the first punch.
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Pffft you used to make us all Birthday Threads. You treat us all like shit now
Ty but im retired from pussy consensual or otherwise
I let go of that grudge over 20 years ago.
That said I would welcome the pleasure of beating you up myself
Those two things are unrelated. I gave up snapper way before I found the Lord
yesSo was Darth part of the #metoo movement? Some chick(s) blew the whistle on you?