WTF So I just dick'd my butt

To be fair, I totally would have put "pedantry" on my internal profile page.

Shit, my internal profile page at my work says, "I'm a stupid man who does stupid things to stupid Nissans".

at one gig we had a new ticketing system where the profile pages were never used and I realized that I could mark myself as a VIP within the system. it required a title so I put Time Lord

took a few hours before someone noticed the VIP mark and removed it but I kept my Time Lord status for years
 
my former ssgt one time called me to say he was doing one of those corporate surveys and it asked him what super hero he would want to be. he actually wrote down "I put my superhero uniform on every day I was in the Corps. Oorah"

he was always hilariously motarded :lol:
to be honest, thats the best possible answer.
 
"Preternatural levels of patience in dealing with asinine questions on a company survey."

A few weeks ago I found a numbered survey questionnaire in my mailbox at / from my work place. Everyone got one. It read please feel free to remain anonymous.
The first question was who is your immediate supervisor followed by what is your primary function? The rest was the usual are you happy / how are we the management team doing type stuff.

They weren't looking for opinions, they were looking for insubordinates.
 
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