GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[Ledboots]

I got a new work desk. It's pretty nifty... tired of sitting so freaking much so got one of those standing desks with a motor:

My brother uses one and loves it

 

[Petunia]

Clearly your memory of @fly is hazy if "fit", "handsome", and "man" come to mind.

Sure you don't meat @APRIL?

That's exactly who I was talking about

 

[APRIL]

and get this, 99% of it is envelopes and stationery for marketing. . .

Ew. Email is for marketing these days.

 

[Petunia]

Maybe now that April is pregnant with all those kittens wearing all those mittens they're going to need an odyssey

 

[APRIL]

My brother uses one and loves it

Ya, I like it so far... lower back hurts, but I'll have to pick up a mat to stand on.

 

[APRIL]

Maybe now that April is pregnant with all those kittens wearing all those mittens they're going to need an odyssey

I'm going to need you to drink a gallon of Pisco Sours and pee on those mittens.

 

[my little brony]

Ya, I like it so far... lower back hurts, but I'll have to pick up a mat to stand on.

My issue with standing for long periods while working is my heels and ankles. Hadn't thought about a mat...let me know what you find and what you think of it

 

[Petunia]

I'm going to need you to drink a gallon of Pisco Sours and pee on those mittens.

Consider it done!
Since I'm gonna be Godmother to your litter of 12

 

[fly]

Unless you're a soccer mom with six kids or an obese American lugging around a scooter there is no reason for a fit handsome man with no kids to be driving around an Odyssey

For the reasons I just listed, they're awesome. Everyone going out to the same brewery? Pile in. Building an outdoor sofa? Pile it in. Road trip? Fuck yes!

 

[fly]

My issue with standing for long periods while working is my heels and ankles. Hadn't thought about a mat...let me know what you find and what you think of it

Or just don't stand in bare feet, like @APRIL is doing.

 

[Valve1138]

Driving drunk! Pile it in!

 

[tre]

Driving drunk! Pile it in!

mobile gangbang? pile it in!

 

[APRIL]

Or just don't stand in bare feet, like @APRIL is doing.

I don't want to wear shoes to work.

 

[APRIL]

That's just insane.

 

[APRIL]

Consider it done!
Since I'm gonna be Godmother to your litter of 12

Being Godmother means babysitting kittens.

Can you handle that?

 

[tre]

I don't want to wear shoes to work.

well I don't want to wear pants to work, but the HR people get all uppity if I don't

 

[APRIL]

My issue with standing for long periods while working is my heels and ankles. Hadn't thought about a mat...let me know what you find and what you think of it

I was thinking something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Ergodriven-N...8&qid=1507745910&sr=8-6&keywords=standing+mat

but even just the flat cushy ones sound nice too.

 

[Jehannum]

I don't want to wear shoes to work.

pants?

 

[APRIL]

well I don't want to wear pants to work, but the HR people get all uppity if I don't

Boo.

 

[Jehannum]

I was thinking something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Ergodriven-N...8&qid=1507745910&sr=8-6&keywords=standing+mat

but even just the flat cushy ones sound nice too.

Well. It even has a handy dildo mount right there in the middle.