GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[Strings]

Never ever take relationship advice from people online. It's always the same "leave them" bullshit.

The only good advice you'll find is from someone mature who knows both you and him.

Right right. Never take advice from someone who doesn't have to live with the outcome.

 

[Peppers]

I'm kidding.

You're not the "my dad's a contractor" jacked up denali stereotype, or the "I got a job on the oilpatch and have so much available credit now" brodozer stereotype. You're the DIYer stereotype.

- Your truck is not the absolute base model, but maybe 1 trim level up from base.
- Your truck is bone stock, other than some slight functional accessories like a bedliner, tonneau cover, cap, towing package or whatever. Which may have come with the truck to begin with as part of the "1 level up" trim package.
- Your truck gets used as a car 99% of the time. But the few times a year you use it as a truck, you remind yourself how much you love your truck. I bet bringing home the freezer for your keezer felt awesome.
- Your truck is in great shape. Nowhere near beat to shit like it would be if you used your truck to living, but not detailed every week like the "my dad's a contractor" stereotype's truck.
- If I ask to borrow your truck, you'll be cool with it except you're gonna insist on coming along to help, having me drive the truck, and yammering on about the truck while I'm driving it.

Right?

 

[Valve1138]

Well it's good that it was free delivery. Because if you showed up in the truck to buy the freezer and paid to get it delivered, for some reason like "the cardboard box might mark up my bedliner", then your dad might be a contractor.

We ordered it online, dummy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well it's good that it was free delivery. Because if you showed up in the truck to buy the freezer and paid to get it delivered, for some reason like "the cardboard box might mark up my bedliner", then your dad might be a contractor.

My truck beds usually full of camping gear

 

[Strings]

My truck beds usually full of camping gear

And corpses right?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And corpses right?

Rolled up with the tent, yeah

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[APRIL]

I got a new work desk. It's pretty nifty... tired of sitting so freaking much so got one of those standing desks with a motor:

 

[adi]

I got a new work desk. It's pretty nifty... tired of sitting so freaking much so got one of those standing desks with a motor:

No chair??

 

[adi]

 

[Amstel]

I keep wanting to get one of those desks but getting a new file cabinet for under it and unpacking/packing my current desk drawers currently sounds like too much effort. So, sitting it is!

 

[adi]

 

[APRIL]

No chair??

I have the office chair still if I lower the desk down for sitting... but ya, would rather stand for health reasons.

 

[APRIL]

I keep wanting to get one of those desks but getting a new file cabinet for under it and unpacking/packing my current desk drawers currently sounds like too much effort. So, sitting it is!

Of course you would keep that much paper.

 

[Petunia]

I'd fucking love to own an Odyssey. Those things are super handy to have around.

Unless you're a soccer mom with six kids or an obese American lugging around a scooter there is no reason for a fit handsome man with no kids to be driving around an Odyssey

 

[Jehannum]

Of course you would keep that much paper.

I've been steadily decreasing the amount of paper kept over the last 10 years. Now it pretty much goes straight to the shredder and then into the compost pile.

 

[Jehannum]

Unless you're a soccer mom with six kids or an obese American lugging around a scooter there is no reason for a fit handsome man with no kids to be driving around an Odyssey

Clearly your memory of @fly is hazy if "fit", "handsome", and "man" come to mind.

Sure you don't meat @APRIL?

 

[Amstel]

Of course you would keep that much paper.

and get this, 99% of it is envelopes and stationery for marketing. . .

 

[adi]

I just got bit by a bee, neck..