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[Darth Handsome]

Shoot me now.

You already responded to thi

Wait. Did you mean to say "shoot on me now"? I will if I must.

If yiu meant "shit on me now" I'll have to think about it.

 

[APRIL]

You already responded to thi

Wait. Did you mean to say "shoot on me now"? I will if I must.

If yiu meant "shit on me now" I'll have to think about it.

Offer is up in three seconds.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Offer is up in three seconds.

I need 4.

 

[tre]

Do they have double-wide aisles?

most of them do. They sell large quantities of lubricants, so you can always grease up for the aisles that are a little tighter

 

[APRIL]

I need 4.

Are we negotiating the duration of you shitting on my chest?


Okay.

 

[tre]

Are we negotiating the duration of you shitting on my chest?


Okay.

he's gotta finish his bowl of all-bran first. he needs some time to get things moving.

 

[Darth Handsome]

he's gotta finish his bowl of all-bran first. he needs some time to get things moving.

No I dont. Im as regular as the day is long.

 

[APRIL]

he's gotta finish his bowl of all-bran first. he needs some time to get things moving.

I wonder if his shit is blurry.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I wonder if his shit is blurry.

Oh you'll find out you crazy freak you.

 

[Strings]

 

[gee]

most of them do. They sell large quantities of lubricants, so you can always grease up for the aisles that are a little tighter

I don't think I've ever met a china tire employee that doesn't completely hate their job. Greasing up the aisles so our obese constipated midget roofer in a wheelbarrow can get through the store might lead to a workplace shooting.

 

[APRIL]

Oh you'll find out you crazy freak you.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Mmmm my one weakness.....

 

[Darth Handsome]

I don't think I've ever met a china tire employee that doesn't completely hate their job. Greasing up the aisles so our obese constipated midget roofer in a wheelbarrow can get through the store might lead to a workplace shooting.

I fit in the aisles okay. I do need lube to fit inside your gf, however.

 

[tre]

I fit in the aisles okay. I do need lube to fit inside your gf, however.

mostly because she has a difficult time getting moist for you?

 

[Darth Handsome]

mostly because she has a difficult time getting moist for you?

Well compared to your wifes gushing shes downright arid.

 

[tre]

Well compared to your wifes gushing shes downright arid.

that was piss and you know it

 

[APRIL]

I think we'd all piss on Darth.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I think we'd all piss on Darth.

Ok but it'll run you $5 per drop.

 

[APRIL]

Ok but it'll run you $5 per drop.

You cheap whore, you.