Hawt The Useless RPG Thread

"Is this man always this brazen? If so I'll make sure to travel on the opposite side of the party as him."

Sure but someone else is gonna have the make them up cause I don't really pay attention when my family is playing so I have no idea.

There are no rules :D wing it! If you think Freon's razor studded strap on should glow purple when used, and imbue disease... then it does. If the lumbering behemoths spear is dripping too much blood on the rest of the party, and you want it to be perpetually clean, enchant it and it shall be.
 
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Not gonna be able to be super active today guys! Feel free to build up some story if you like. Next goal is continuing towards the tower @Mrs. Valve discovered, but couldnt enter.
 
sorry guys... I'm super lost with this thread
what is it that y'all are doing again?
something about a birth control game that domon is creating and needs virgins?
We've explained how to play dungeons and dragons before, I know we have.

We're all pretending to be someone in a world like the Game of Thrones world. There's a tower filled with all sorts of good shit that we're travelling to. We got attacked and Drool and I's characters ended up killing most of 'em. Fly's character finally pulled his thumb out of his butt and stabbed someone.
 
While waiting for something to happen, Afram watches a hawk raid a nest filled with baby birds. He realizes he is hungry so he snacks on some jerky

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Not gonna be able to be super active today guys! Feel free to build up some story if you like. Next goal is continuing towards the tower @Mrs. Valve discovered, but couldnt enter.
Eloyn grows impatient walking back towards the tower with the stoner and the pimp in wizards clothing. She snaps twigs hastily off the trees that line their path, with each step contemplating dipping on of the lost pieces of wood in her various elixirs and poking her companions, just to see what they'd do to them.
@Duke @my little brony so what's in this tower raid for you?
 
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I'll rolled dice and all I got was some shitty marklar fly is going to steal anyway.

Purvis cant hold it anymore, and suddenly, and violently succumbs to explosive diarrhea, punctuated by logs of substantial mass. The marauder was limping behind him, holding his still bleeding punctured lung.

The influx of fecal matter, forcefully injected into an open would, causes immediate sepsis in the marauder.
 
Purvis cant hold it anymore, and suddenly, and violently succumbs to explosive diarrhea, punctuated by logs of substantial mass. The marauder was limping behind him, holding his still bleeding punctured lung.

The influx of fecal matter, forcefully injected into an open would, causes immediate sepsis in the marauder.
 
Purvis cant hold it anymore, and suddenly, and violently succumbs to explosive diarrhea, punctuated by logs of substantial mass. The marauder was limping behind him, holding his still bleeding punctured lung.

The influx of fecal matter, forcefully injected into an open would, causes immediate sepsis in the marauder.

Dice poop
 
while walking with this ragged bunch I start questioning what is this quest I've joined and just try to stay as far away from whoever nukes character is as possible.
 
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