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[HipHugHer]

Later would you make love to each other under the moon light?

It's fuckin cold out there. Gotta stay in the fish house.

 

[OOD]

It's fuckin cold out there. Gotta stay in the fish house.

If you ever hear me talking about going to a fish house it will be to pick up a plate of fried shrimp, flounder, hush puppies, and slaw.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh man you should have scallops. Mm mm mmmm

 

[OOD]

Oh man you should have scallops. Mm mm mmmm

I've never had scallops, but I've had plenty of stingray.

 

[HipHugHer]

If you ever hear me talking about going to a fish house it will be to pick up a plate of fried shrimp, flounder, hush puppies, and slaw.

You haven't lived until you've spent the weekend in a 4x6 enclosure with a bunch of other smelly dudes wearing nothing but tighty whiteys and snow boots. -20F outside +85F inside. And lots of alcohol.

 

[HipHugHer]

I've never had scallops, but I've had plenty of stingray.

You're missing out with the scallops.
Good shit I tell you what.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You haven't lived until you've spent the weekend in a 4x6 enclosure with a bunch of other smelly dudes wearing nothing but tighty whiteys and snow boots. -20F outside +85F inside. And lots of alcohol.

Tell him about scallops.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Nevermind

 

[HipHugHer]

Tell him about scallops.

I did.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I did.

Ok good now tell him its time to nail his wife's hot cousin.

 

[Strings]

And now for something completely different.

 

[Darth Handsome]

And now for something completely different.

I like his chances. I'll bet her cousin is hot to trot.

 

[HipHugHer]

I didn't know his wife's cousin was hot.

That's a legit lay. No blood relation there.

 

[Strings]

I like his chances. I'll bet her cousin is hot to trot.

Can't hurt to ask.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I've never had scallops, but I've had plenty of stingray.

Its time for plenty of Wifes Hot Cousin.
Or is that what you meant?

 

[OOD]

Oh man you should have scallops. Mm mm mmmm

I was implying that the scallops I have bought were actually made from string Ray. It's common knowledge around here. It's probably a myth though.

 

[OOD]

Ok good now tell him its time to nail his wife's hot cousin.

I've never met any of here cousins.

 

[HipHugHer]

I was implying that the scallops I have bought were actually made from string Ray. It's common knowledge around here. It's probably a myth though.

Newsflash-. Scallops aren't stingrays.


Also people who neg other people aren't neggers.


It's like fuzzy math.

 

[HipHugHer]

I've never met any of here cousins.

Duh. You're supposed to meat them there, not here.

 

[dbzeag]

If you are not watching The Magicians, you are doing it wrong.


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