Advice Weapons are uglier than trumps a-hole

I would most certainly take up arms against an invading force, especially if they're marching down my street. I've got nowhere to go and I'm probably dead anyway, so if I can take one of them with me, I will.

That being said, I have mine because I like them, they're fun, and I get a feeling of bliss when I'm staring down the scope at a target. It's me, the rifle and the target. The rest of the world doesn't exist in that moment.

Also, I have my in home protection for when I'm home. I don't want to use it and the last thing on earth I want to do is shoot someone, but if you come into my house uninvited, you're there to steal property and or cause harm to myself and or my gf. All I have to say is that I was in fear for my life and the life of my gf. As long as I don't shoot you in the back, it'll be believable. And I promise you won't be alive to tell your side of the story.
 
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most of my guns are purely for shooting paper. i find it extremely relaxing staring at a target watching the lines of my scope slowly raise and lower diagonally while controlling my breathing and trying to hold every muscle in my body still, waiting for those lines to rest on the perfect spot when i hold my breath and try to evenly pull the trigger without moving anything else...

its meditation. with a bang and a reward.
 
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You would kill someone for stealing?
Nah, but I'll wave it around and convince them I would. And when you're staring down the barrel of a .357 mag revolver, all you see is a huge delivery port for a giant bullet that would blow a hole through your torso.

But I use 123 gr .38 special JHP for home defense. It fits in the same revolver, but doesn't have quite the bang. And if I have to shoot, the hollow point would, ideally, scramble their innerds instead of simply putting a hole in them and whatever is behind them. I already know which directions I can and can't shoot seeing as there are rooms and other homes that the bullet would go into if I miss, because let's be honest, I'm no sharp shooter. So I already know where my projectiles are going.
 
Nah, but I'll wave it around and convince them I would. And when you're staring down the barrel of a .357 mag revolver, all you see is a huge delivery port for a giant bullet that would blow a hole through your torso.

But I use 123 gr .38 special JHP for home defense. It fits in the same revolver, but doesn't have quite the bang. And if I have to shoot, the hollow point would, ideally, scramble their innerds instead of simply putting a hole in them and whatever is behind them. I already know which directions I can and can't shoot seeing as there are rooms and other homes that the bullet would go into if I miss, because let's be honest, I'm no sharp shooter. So I already know where my projectiles are going.
I know what a JHP bullet is you twit.

Its like you fantasise about these scenarios while jerking off.
 
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